Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my mother was driving me to school, her coffee started to spill. So like a normal parent, she held it over my lap. FML
Today, I bought a coffee on my way to work and put it in the cup holder. At the next red light, I noticed it was empty. I'd apparently forgotten to put the lid on. My passenger seat was covered in coffee. FML
Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML
Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML
Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Today, I was running late for work and I was carrying my stuff to my car, handbag over my shoulder, laptop in one hand, and my coffee in the other. As I tried to unlock my car, I spilt the coffee all over myself, the car, and my laptop. Now, I’m sticky, wet, and my laptop won't turn on. FML
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potentpotable 0
YDI..it doesn't matter what car it is, if you flip out so much over a phone vibrate then you shouldn't be behind any motorized vehicle at all.
eshy 0
This is why you don't drink and drive.
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Comments (116)
sammmii92 0
wow that sucks if i did that to my dads car he would kill me
ssnickel 0
Porsches aren't built with cupholders. Nice try.
takran 0
#62: No it couldn't, because I know how to drive a car, Porsche or otherwise, and I know what a cell phone does when it rings. Nice try though. #72: What?! His phone vibrating caused muscle spasms in his legs? He needs medical attention, and should not be driving until it is treated! If that were the case that's a serious issue - cars vibrate a lot while in motion. OP: Next time, specify your gender. It makes comments so much easier.
edobean 0
Phones r evil :p
lesp 6
Which is why you're not allowed to drive the Porsche. . .
uchihasasuke 0
Smooth move ex-lax
sadiesykes 0
wowww dumbass.
aaaaa12345_fml 0
do you have down syndrome?
BigD3452 6
# 13 your a dumb broad guys like to use the gas pedal more then the brake! and are u kiddin women shouldn't be allowed to drive!!! doing make up while driving especially eyeliner and mascara like the bitch nxt to me this morning who rearened a semi truck hahaha
vikki80 0
thats so dumb whatever the phone said could wait YDI