Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, after I sent my daughter to her best friend's house for a week, who lives three hours away, her friend's mom got really sick half way through. My daughter came home early because the mom was too sick. Now my daughter isn't feeling well and I just found the mom has the flu. FML
Today, my mom tried to force me to stay home from work to babysit my sister and her “boyfriend”. I snuck out and went to work anyway, because I hate being around them. FML
Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML
Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML
Today, I had three days off work. My mom woke me up for work on all three of those days, despite my repeatedly asking her not to. When I actually had to go to work this morning, she didn't wake me up. At least I wasn't late. FML
Today, my mom told me that I would get to leave school halfway through the day. What she didn't tell me was that the reason I was missing school was to get 2 teeth pulled. FML
Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML
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Top comments
Zen_Mei 17
I think you just found out why he never wants you to skip school
LunaKitsune 19
I'm so sorry :( did you tell you're mom?
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Comments (190)
laden_swallow09 35
123- Either way is acceptable.
jubjub86 7
Gotta love how everyone wants to jump to conclusions. Anyone that said to hit the woman is stupid. Firstly Because of the lawsuit that would come, secondly because it's not her fault. Any one that suggested blackmail or violence against the father has serious issues and needs help. This is your father and you don't know the whole story. talk to him and/or to your mother and let them deal with it. Ultimately the outcome is not up to you, for all you know your mother already knows it's going on
rikkidi 20
Damn :S Was that the reason why he thought you should never skip school...
littlexlune 16
That's probably why he wanted you to go to school!
BobbieH 19
Well now you know why he was so adamant that you not miss school. You thought it was because he values your education. Turns out he values some "strange" far more than you, your education or his marriage.
000lizzy000 13
Now you know why he wants you out of the house and in school :(
uuhok 1
I guess now we know why
bubblyhayley 16
guess we know why he doesn't let u have days off!! :/ poor you
slackerjoe 22
like someone will be able to stay home as often as they like... with a note. fyl op and your mom's!
funnaybitch114 7
Anybody who voted that OP deserved this, is seriously ****** up