Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
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Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, after I sent my daughter to her best friend's house for a week, who lives three hours away, her friend's mom got really sick half way through. My daughter came home early because the mom was too sick. Now my daughter isn't feeling well and I just found the mom has the flu. FML
Today, my mom tried to force me to stay home from work to babysit my sister and her “boyfriend”. I snuck out and went to work anyway, because I hate being around them. FML
Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML
Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML
Today, I had three days off work. My mom woke me up for work on all three of those days, despite my repeatedly asking her not to. When I actually had to go to work this morning, she didn't wake me up. At least I wasn't late. FML
Today, my mom told me that I would get to leave school halfway through the day. What she didn't tell me was that the reason I was missing school was to get 2 teeth pulled. FML
Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML
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Top comments
Zen_Mei 17
I think you just found out why he never wants you to skip school
LunaKitsune 19
I'm so sorry :( did you tell you're mom?
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Comments (190)
fluffywaspluka 7
I can only see this as a good opportunity...
tarbaby6193 6
Damn I am sorry
its_pegasus_time 2
suprise suprise mothafucka
JRT1393 13
Yeah call him out on that
rebellionwars 11
And let the truth flow forth.....
amisenho 11
I know how you feel. My mother ended up with a pretty nice divorce settlement and kept the house after she discovered my dad cheating on her with my now-stepmother. Now I feel that the same thing is happening with my stepfather (I ended up finding evidence of my stepfather on dating websites and hiding his computer screen when I walk by him, not to mention bath soaps and hair accessories being misplaced in my bathroom when I wasn't home). Stay strong, and for the sake of your mother, please let her know what's going on.
frizz101 22
That sucks for your mom. If you haven't done so already, you should talk to your mom about it. Cheating always hurts, but you and your mom deserve better.
VSVP_fml 6
Your dad is a douche
xkncas 8
Wow... This is probably my favorite post ever, and explains why he never wanted you to miss school... What an ass.
r0cks0 6
Blackmail
Hsilamot 5
on the bright side: i didn't see nothing if you didn't see nothing