Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, after I sent my daughter to her best friend's house for a week, who lives three hours away, her friend's mom got really sick half way through. My daughter came home early because the mom was too sick. Now my daughter isn't feeling well and I just found the mom has the flu. FML
Today, my mom tried to force me to stay home from work to babysit my sister and her “boyfriend”. I snuck out and went to work anyway, because I hate being around them. FML
Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML
Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML
Today, I had three days off work. My mom woke me up for work on all three of those days, despite my repeatedly asking her not to. When I actually had to go to work this morning, she didn't wake me up. At least I wasn't late. FML
Today, my mom told me that I would get to leave school halfway through the day. What she didn't tell me was that the reason I was missing school was to get 2 teeth pulled. FML
Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML
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Top comments
Zen_Mei 17
I think you just found out why he never wants you to skip school
LunaKitsune 19
I'm so sorry :( did you tell you're mom?
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Comments (190)
reaxion 25
Yeah, sarcasm font in italics comic sans.
Kaylee_Knudsen 19
That sucks so bad OP. I hope that you tell your mom asap. Her hearing it later and knowing you knew will only make it worse. As for your dad, he'll get what he deserves I'm sure.
sweetbliss3 37
that puts you in a really awkward situation but you need to tell your mom. good luck and I'm sorry you were the one to find out
intensitive 11
Now you get all the skip school days you want!!
MiissAshleyy 19
thats not cool. not cool at all. I hope you told your mom.
ben_e_boy28 4
Look on the bright side... now you have TWO moms to take care of you when you're sick! ;)
eternal_malaise 10
That would make me sick.
Sweetpea22 14
Are YOU retarded? Spell check is your friend
dmklake 14
Sorry you had to see that OP. That is a hard decision to have to make. Good luck
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Well.. Now we know why he needs you to be in school every single day.. Shame on Daddy!