Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML
Today, my mom continued her search for a special, super-healthy laundry detergent that she knows makes me break out in hives. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Today, I accidentally washed the jacket my mother bought me in the washing machine. I didn't know it was supposed to be dry cleaned. My mother ended up crying and screaming that I don't love her, and this would be the last time she ever buys me anything. FML
Today, I washed my clothes in the shared laundry room. All my clothes came out smelling like smoke. FML
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Top comments
tayza249 20
Ever heard of washing your own clothes?
penguinazul 13
Sounds like it's now time to do your own laundry, kiddo. :)
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Comments (182)
janessamarquez 0
ydi for not washing your own clothes
kindlystfupls 0
how did you not notice?!
Jeremiah92 0
heres an idea do your own damn laundry for a change.
iEatcheesee 0
I think she's a genius.
sickenedwinter86 0
Do your own laundry, ya shmuck!
xosmiilexo 0
She really isn't saving that much money. Fabrez isn't so cheap.
kmarrs 2
The amount of febreeze you would need, compared to the amount of detergent, then the price of each by that amount, she is actually using more money. Unless they pay their own water bill. Some people don't. I've never had to pay a water bill (I rent), so I don't know how high they are, so I don't know how to factor in that.
Aerryn 3
If you're old enough to post on FML, you're old enough to work a washing machine. Better hop to it, stinky!
cherry72 13
stop being lazy and was you own darn clothes pfft. if you can type out an FML I am sure you can operate a washer and dryer.
robc32ca 4
if you're old enough to use a computer/fml you're old enough to do your own laundry. ydi
Dragons_corner 6
if your old enough to post on here, then your old enough to do your own laundry.