Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML
Today, my mom continued her search for a special, super-healthy laundry detergent that she knows makes me break out in hives. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Today, I accidentally washed the jacket my mother bought me in the washing machine. I didn't know it was supposed to be dry cleaned. My mother ended up crying and screaming that I don't love her, and this would be the last time she ever buys me anything. FML
Today, I washed my clothes in the shared laundry room. All my clothes came out smelling like smoke. FML
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Top comments
tayza249 20
Ever heard of washing your own clothes?
penguinazul 13
Sounds like it's now time to do your own laundry, kiddo. :)
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Comments (182)
rebecca_marie_21 0
Wash your own clothes. It's not hard.
l_e04 1
15... agreed
staceysgenesis16 0
ohh dear .. well wash your own clothes !! lolol its not THAT bad unless you wear the same clothes over n over n hav sex in them n workout in them ..
Felipeg33 0
having sex in them is totally different. because then you have someone else's "stains" on them. that's gross.
ZTD09 2
You have sex in your clothes? Teach me!
staceysgenesis16 0
well yes .. i kno .. lolol and its not that hard .. i just ... dont really kno a way to teach sumone O.o
Predental 5
back in the day, I had to wash my clothe by hand. it was a nightmare
RinaVampire31 18
Febreze is actually pretty useful though. This isn't FML worthy, wash your own clothes. Simple as that!
JocelynKaulitz 28
Yeah, don't you just hate when that happens?
nardasilva 0
it's time for you to learn how to do your own laundry.. you have to learn sooner or later!!
chanma 0
she's been watching too much of their commercials!
Predental 5
lol how old are you? I did my own laundry starting at the age 10, with my bare hands
ryukensfj 5
well you're Asian.
XboarderbroX 1
women?
ryukensfj 5
why was my comment of "well you're Asian" moderated? that isn't offensive...
ryukensfj 5
I'm Asian myself so I would know stupid mod who moderated my msg
alicethehatter 0
Gee...know what you could do? Wash your own damn laundry.
The_Voytek_Bear 14
Just think about it. A washing machine is usually set using one knob and 1 or 2 buttons. How hard can it be...
baileybug03 0
I think it's time to start washing your own clothes.