Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML
Today, my mom continued her search for a special, super-healthy laundry detergent that she knows makes me break out in hives. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Today, I accidentally washed the jacket my mother bought me in the washing machine. I didn't know it was supposed to be dry cleaned. My mother ended up crying and screaming that I don't love her, and this would be the last time she ever buys me anything. FML
Today, I washed my clothes in the shared laundry room. All my clothes came out smelling like smoke. FML
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Top comments
tayza249 20
Ever heard of washing your own clothes?
penguinazul 13
Sounds like it's now time to do your own laundry, kiddo. :)
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Comments (182)
zombiekitten87 12
that's unsanitary... sounds like your mom is an idiot, though, so fyl because you were raised by a moron.
ilovemygomez101 0
and u couldn't tell they were dirty still???
fyl11122233 0
wash your own clothes lazy ass
Erissa 2
Um, then do your own laundry? It's not hard
TraceCase_ 19
Febreeze smells gross and you're probably gonna get a rash after a couple too many treatments to your underwear, OP.
Di55le 9
how old are you mom still washes your cloths?
madeingeorgia 0
if you are old enough to be on this website, then you are old enough to do your own dang laundry! YTDI!
yoi55 0
Do your own clothes...problem solved ;-)
s3xymoma 1
what kind of parent is she. she can hand wash them n hang them outside she being lazy. op sorry
just_sayin_81 4
time to do your own laundry little one