By selena5112 - 15/02/2013 18:50 - Norway - Troms?

Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML
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What's that you say, Mother? The dish detergent vanished mysteriously? No, no, I have no idea how the empty bottle got into the trash, or where the soap went. I guess we'll just have to try a different kind now...

So you live in a Hollister basically.

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So you live in a Hollister basically.

We have one in a common shopping center, and every time I pass it it's just like bam.

Three strongest smells ever. 1) Hollister 2) AXE/Lynx spray 3) Rihanna Reb'l Fleur

OP u truly got 99 problems. And this is one of them.

What's that you say, Mother? The dish detergent vanished mysteriously? No, no, I have no idea how the empty bottle got into the trash, or where the soap went. I guess we'll just have to try a different kind now...

Exactly. Mum: Hon, where's the dish soap? OP: Dunno mum...

9 - That is what 2 just said..

Exactly what I thought when I read this #2

Dilute it that might help. Or, if you have a cat, tip it over open over the sink and blame it on the cat.

Shouldn't have said that out loud. There's an army of angry cats coming for you now.

Or, use that excuse even if you don't have a cat. Then watch the confusion begin.

really so smart.... not

Not the cat!

Time for that bottle to disappear.

You know you need to stop using it when you start burping bubbles

I love when I get a glass of water and start seeing bubbles, that just means I don't need to brush my teeth that night, right? Squeaky clean ;)

It sounds like the rinse cycle is broken. If you can taste soap on the plate, you have a problem.

Buy another and switch the labels? Like a ninja.

Except they're all in different shapes?

I'd think shed notice, and if she didn't she might decide that the detergent wasn't so bad after all and buy more.

Buy paper plates.

How does SHE put up with the taste

Get rid of it and don't ell her. Simple