Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML
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Serisent
| 26
What's that you say, Mother? The dish detergent vanished mysteriously? No, no, I have no idea how the empty bottle got into the trash, or where the soap went. I guess we'll just have to try a different kind now...
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HowieDoIt
| 21
So you live in a Hollister basically.
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HowieDoIt
| 21
So you live in a Hollister basically.
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XDsmileyDX_fml
| 24
We have one in a common shopping center, and every time I pass it it's just like bam.
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oj101
| 33
Three strongest smells ever.
1) Hollister
2) AXE/Lynx spray
3) Rihanna Reb'l Fleur
1) Hollister
2) AXE/Lynx spray
3) Rihanna Reb'l Fleur
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electrorange
| 13
OP u truly got 99 problems. And this is one of them.
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Serisent
| 26
What's that you say, Mother? The dish detergent vanished mysteriously? No, no, I have no idea how the empty bottle got into the trash, or where the soap went. I guess we'll just have to try a different kind now...
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rhysfucker
| 24
Exactly.
Mum: Hon, where's the dish soap?
OP: Dunno mum...
Mum: Hon, where's the dish soap?
OP: Dunno mum...
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DerrickJames
| 33
9 - That is what 2 just said..
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blueyoshi_fml
| 16
Exactly what I thought when I read this #2
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bReLiNg
| 18
Dilute it that might help. Or, if you have a cat, tip it over open over the sink and blame it on the cat.
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Kallian_fml
| 21
Shouldn't have said that out loud. There's an army of angry cats coming for you now.
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Serisent
| 26
Or, use that excuse even if you don't have a cat. Then watch the confusion begin.
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chucknorris76
| 3
really so smart.... not
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punkash1989
| 4
Not the cat!
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eaglerob
| 20
Time for that bottle to disappear.
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Kidkaplan
| 19
You know you need to stop using it when you start burping bubbles
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
I love when I get a glass of water and start seeing bubbles, that just means I don't need to brush my teeth that night, right? Squeaky clean ;)
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wlddog
| 14
It sounds like the rinse cycle is broken. If you can taste soap on the plate, you have a problem.
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BVBarmy_girl
| 22
Buy another and switch the labels? Like a ninja.
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Katy326
| 10
Except they're all in different shapes?
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Brandonep
| 13
I'd think shed notice, and if she didn't she might decide that the detergent wasn't so bad after all and buy more.
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Bluekaren16
| 19
Buy paper plates.
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seansbro56
| 10
How does SHE put up with the taste
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the_new_a_x_
| 6
Get rid of it and don't ell her. Simple