By selena5112 - 15/02/2013 18:50 - Norway - Troms?

Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML
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Serisent 26
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What's that you say, Mother? The dish detergent vanished mysteriously? No, no, I have no idea how the empty bottle got into the trash, or where the soap went. I guess we'll just have to try a different kind now...

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HowieDoIt 21
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So you live in a Hollister basically.

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HowieDoIt 21
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So you live in a Hollister basically.

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XDsmileyDX_fml 24
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We have one in a common shopping center, and every time I pass it it's just like bam.

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oj101 33
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Three strongest smells ever. 1) Hollister 2) AXE/Lynx spray 3) Rihanna Reb'l Fleur

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electrorange 13
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OP u truly got 99 problems. And this is one of them.

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Serisent 26
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What's that you say, Mother? The dish detergent vanished mysteriously? No, no, I have no idea how the empty bottle got into the trash, or where the soap went. I guess we'll just have to try a different kind now...

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rhysfucker 24
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Exactly. Mum: Hon, where's the dish soap? OP: Dunno mum...

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DerrickJames 33
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9 - That is what 2 just said..

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blueyoshi_fml 16
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Exactly what I thought when I read this #2

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bReLiNg 18
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Dilute it that might help. Or, if you have a cat, tip it over open over the sink and blame it on the cat.

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Kallian_fml 21
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Shouldn't have said that out loud. There's an army of angry cats coming for you now.

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Serisent 26
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Or, use that excuse even if you don't have a cat. Then watch the confusion begin.

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chucknorris76 3
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really so smart.... not

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punkash1989 4
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Not the cat!

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eaglerob 20
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Time for that bottle to disappear.

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Kidkaplan 19
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You know you need to stop using it when you start burping bubbles

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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I love when I get a glass of water and start seeing bubbles, that just means I don't need to brush my teeth that night, right? Squeaky clean ;)

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wlddog 14
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It sounds like the rinse cycle is broken. If you can taste soap on the plate, you have a problem.

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BVBarmy_girl 22
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Buy another and switch the labels? Like a ninja.

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Katy326 10
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Except they're all in different shapes?

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Brandonep 13
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I'd think shed notice, and if she didn't she might decide that the detergent wasn't so bad after all and buy more.

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Bluekaren16 19
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Buy paper plates.

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seansbro56 10
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How does SHE put up with the taste

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the_new_a_x_ 6
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Get rid of it and don't ell her. Simple

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