FML : Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like...

Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML

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By selena5112 - / Friday 15 February 2013 18:50 / Norway - Troms?

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By Serisent | 26

#5369798 - Saturday 16 February 2013 2:39

What's that you say, Mother? The dish detergent vanished mysteriously? No, no, I have no idea how the empty bottle got into the trash, or where the soap went. I guess we'll just have to try a different kind now...

By HowieDoIt | 21

#5369797 - Saturday 16 February 2013 2:39

So you live in a Hollister basically.

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By HowieDoIt | 21

#5369797 - Saturday 16 February 2013 2:39

So you live in a Hollister basically.

XDsmileyDX_fml | 24

#5369846 - Saturday 16 February 2013 2:55

We have one in a common shopping center, and every time I pass it it's just like bam.

oj101 | 33

#5369945 - Saturday 16 February 2013 4:22

Three strongest smells ever.

1) Hollister
2) AXE/Lynx spray
3) Rihanna Reb'l Fleur

electrorange | 13

#5370171 - Saturday 16 February 2013 7:49

OP u truly got 99 problems. And this is one of them.

By Serisent | 26

#5369798 - Saturday 16 February 2013 2:39

rhysfucker | 24

#5369824 - Saturday 16 February 2013 2:48

Exactly.

Mum: Hon, where's the dish soap?
OP: Dunno mum...

DerrickJames | 33

#5369843 - Saturday 16 February 2013 2:54

9 - That is what 2 just said..

blueyoshi_fml | 16

#5370035 - Saturday 16 February 2013 5:52

Exactly what I thought when I read this #2

By bReLiNg | 18

#5369799 - Saturday 16 February 2013 2:40

Dilute it that might help. Or, if you have a cat, tip it over open over the sink and blame it on the cat.

Kallian_fml | 21

#5369828 - Saturday 16 February 2013 2:48

Shouldn't have said that out loud. There's an army of angry cats coming for you now.

Serisent | 26

#5369861 - Saturday 16 February 2013 3:08

Or, use that excuse even if you don't have a cat. Then watch the confusion begin.

chucknorris76 | 3

#5369989 - Saturday 16 February 2013 5:15

really so smart.... not

punkash1989 | 4

#5370191 - Saturday 16 February 2013 8:13

Not the cat!

By eaglerob | 20

#5369814 - Saturday 16 February 2013 2:44

Time for that bottle to disappear.

By Kidkaplan | 19

#5369815 - Saturday 16 February 2013 2:44

You know you need to stop using it when you start burping bubbles

By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#5369818 - Saturday 16 February 2013 2:46

I love when I get a glass of water and start seeing bubbles, that just means I don't need to brush my teeth that night, right? Squeaky clean ;)

wlddog | 14

#5370584 - Saturday 16 February 2013 17:04

It sounds like the rinse cycle is broken. If you can taste soap on the plate, you have a problem.

By BVBarmy_girl | 22

#5369819 - Saturday 16 February 2013 2:46

Buy another and switch the labels? Like a ninja.

Katy326 | 10

#5370004 - Saturday 16 February 2013 5:31

Except they're all in different shapes?

Brandonep | 13

#5371178 - Sunday 17 February 2013 4:57

I'd think shed notice, and if she didn't she might decide that the detergent wasn't so bad after all and buy more.

By Bluekaren16 | 19

#5369822 - Saturday 16 February 2013 2:47

Buy paper plates.

By seansbro56 | 10

#5369825 - Saturday 16 February 2013 2:48

How does SHE put up with the taste

By the_new_a_x_ | 6

#5369835 - Saturday 16 February 2013 2:51

Get rid of it and don't ell her. Simple

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