Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends that, if she had the opportunity, she would bang Gwen Stefani. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
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Top comments
Peroxide 3
That shit is BANANAS!
akiro525 3
who wouldn't?
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Comments (152)
fretforyerlatte 0
thus proving my theory that everyone and their mother wants to bang gwen stefani. lord knows i would.
Brooklynxman 0
Epic WIn
ahrecondite 0
Cool story bro.
mainedem 0
I would, too. Not really an FML. More like widely accepted almost-fact.
fegd 0
so what? so would i
glykoula09 0
even gwen stefani's own mother probably wants on!! oh wait...shes dead.
blalien 0
Dude, your mother is awesome.
kitkatkelly 0
I see nothing wrong with that.
xstaticdelta 6
WHO THE **** CARES BUY A TESTICLES AND MOVE ON IDIOT
CodeMan16 0
okay am i the only one who wonders why the numbering is #1, #2, #3, #35....#34, #36?
lologirl419 0
because there's this new little feature called "reply" it's gay, messing everything up. That's just what number comment the reply was.
CodeMan16 0
okay am i the only one who wonders why the numbering is #1, #2, #3, #35....#34, #36?
peanutbutterfly 0
its for when people respond to your post hence my number is not the next on the list