Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends that, if she had the opportunity, she would bang Gwen Stefani. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
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Top comments
Peroxide 3
That shit is BANANAS!
akiro525 3
who wouldn't?
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Comments (152)
koomoofoo 0
oh dear...awkward. but I think you'll live.
SasuNaru_fml 0
Dude your mom seems awesome. Gwen Stefani is effen hot. Who wouldn't want to bang her?
Shlizabeth 0
Oh man, is your mom hot??? *Drools* Then again, Gwen Stefani is kind of weird looking. I'd do her, but only for the recognition that comes along with it.
riotgrrl 0
Gwen's hot. Deal with it
Atropos_fml 0
Um, I'm pretty sure everyone would. This is not an FML. This a moment where you're embarrassed by your mom for revealing a lesbian crush. I'm sure your friends could care less. Get over it.
whyowhy26 3
i dont know why most people dont find this an FML..! id be absolutely horrified if i found MY mom had lesbian tendencies. jeez, FYL! btw gwen stefani annoys me so much, she gasps while singing -_-
smartornot 0
Did she have a few more and walk out of her bedroom later with one of your friends? If she did, THEN it would be an FML.
candii_fml 0
who wouldnt?? i wouldd :) LOL hahahha but still its not really an FML... yea #87 tis be right also if that really happened it just be creepyy....
shirvon100 0
i wouldve of gon with Pink cuz Gwen stafani is like 40
allmidnighteyes 11
=p not an FML I would bang Gwen Stefani too.