Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he reassured her that I don't show any signs of the mental retardation that she's convinced herself I must have. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mother threw a fit because the psychologist she got me suggested I visit a psychiatrist. Apparently, it's my fault because I "choose" to be so "crazy". FML
Today, my mother threatened my psychiatrist with legal action because he told her the organic and herbal "medicine" she swears by don't actually "cure" mental illness like she claims. FML
Today, going to my psychiatrist's appointment for my PTSD and depression, my mother yelled about how useless I am and how I torture her existence with my "abnormalities." She told the doctor how much I've improved and become such a delight at home for her and our family. FML
Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML
Today, I overheard my wife telling my mother-in-law I was diagnosed with a learning disability earlier this week. She replied, "I always knew he was a retard. Why did you ever marry that idiot?" All my wife did was mutter "I don't know." FML
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother painstakingly spell out to me why broken glass is extremely dangerous. Feeling insulted, I jokingly asked her if she thought I was "retarded". I then got yelled at for "swearing." I'm a fucking adult, but my overprotective and condescending mother seems to think otherwise. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
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salic77 11
Your mom sounds like a case looking to happen. Possibly should get her checked out!!!
SystemofaBlink41 27
Damn! Ignorant bitch? That jumping to conclu-- ....Yeah, she probably is.
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Comments (99)
Chris93Jones 20
way to go retard. nah not really your mom is either committed to ******* with you, or she's just stupid. chin up as you're not alone, though my mom doesn't think I'm retarded.
perdix 31
Did someone help you write this? If not, that is so good for one of you people. Do you want a cookie?
awilliams44 9
Lmao she must be confused! I think she's the one who has it
Moonlessnite 5
Sounds like she needs someone to question her mental state. Sorry about that OP
kambrai0811 9
I'm sure she wanted that diagnoses so she could draw a disability check on you.
Zebediabolical 45
So what are you doing that makes her think you're retarded?
bushada 18
What on earth have you done to make her think such a thing? Get drunk and christen a hole in a shed a glory hole and have your dick bit by a black widow?
KR12T3N 15
Maybe she was concerned that it may be hereditary.
donteatzombies 12
she sounds like she has her own issues. ignore her listen to the doctor.
datguy69s 21
Tis the season :)
lonelyman36 12
I think she's the one who's retarded.