whovian - 25/12/2014 15:17 - United States - Gorham

Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML
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tipsy2013 24

I think OP's mom was telling her to go screw herself.

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FrankHotpants 31

Well you have it now, might as well give it a go

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Tessa_11 19

Well atleast she tried and thought of you! Your mum is probably embarressed too. Merry Christmas!

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codexide 11

where can I get one! (not even joking though!!)

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gorma191 6

Hey, I'm so sorry you had to open it in front of your entire family, but at least it's an awesome sex toy to have!

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messiersm 3

When you said Whovian, I immediately thought you meant Dr. Seuss.

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JuliusSeizure 18

****** are the best presents to give because if the person you bought it for doesn't like it then they can go **** themselves.

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SideOfTheAngels 23

Ooooh my God wow XD how can you not notice the difference?

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Baileysear488 17

Am i the only one who doesn't know what a whovian is?

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interesting33 36

Someone who is a fan of the British TV show Dr Who.

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