Today, my mom decided our whole family is going on a diet. Why? Because the vet told us our dog is overweight, and she "didn't want Twix to suffer alone." FML
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Today, I took my dog to the vet and she was diagnosed with obesity. The vet then told me that dogs usually imitate their owners eating and behavior habits. FML
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
Today, I found out my family's Thanksgiving was canceled. Why? Because my mom doesn't want to cheat on her diet, so we aren't having it at all. FML
Today, after taking vacation time to visit her, my mom told me she was glad I was leaving so she could get back to her diet. I'm prediabetic and have been trying to manage the condition. She ordered dessert at every meal and was the only one in the family who did. FML
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
Today, after being worried for a week because my dog wasn't eating, I paid the vet $120 for her to tell me that my dog doesn't like her dog food. FML
Today, I bought myself a Crumbl cookie as a treat for losing 20lbs. Upon seeing it, my mom screamed at me for cheating on my diet and how I was going to "gain all the weight back" and insisted she eat some of it to "help me out." She left behind a tiny morsel of the cookie with a chocolate chip chunk. FML
Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
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Top comments
leighxxx998 0
or maybe you're fat and she doesn't want to break it to you
nzl_fml 0
Your dog's name is Twix. Highly unlikely any diet will be successful for you lot.
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Comments (137)
alex1432 9
makes sense to me
Saarr 0
And his name is 'Twix'?
ivyshade 0
lmfao
Ollie21 0
You're a family with a dog named "Twix." Need I say more?
Kishona 0
I cannot stand people like your mother.
JewelVictoria 0
his. name. is. TWIX! you must be fatasses..
tisiphone_fml 0
Man, and they say us cat ladies are nuts...
SkateOrDie686 0
Not really an fml It'll be good for you ;p
jasper456 0
ur famliy must be fat nameing dog twix need a moment have twix ur proply a puppy eater
kuntageous 0
no ******* way. I named my cat twix :)