Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother brought home dinner for four people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML
Today, as I fed my dog his dinner of chicken offal, a drumstick, a wing, a mackerel, and a raw egg, my dad bitched and moaned that I waste money feeding him meat instead of just buying the cheapest kibble at the store. FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned cauliflower, which I didn't like. Not wanting to dissapoint my girlfriend's mom, I slipped the cauliflower of my plate and gave it to their dog. It turns out cauliflower gives their dog explosive diarrhea. FML
Today, I had expired soda and stale chips for my dinner. Why? Because my mother spent all our grocery money on organic food for her chihuahua. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, when I got home from work exhausted and literally ready to fall over, my mom had me carry several heavy bags of dog food for her. Yesterday, it was coals; before that it was horse feed and gas bottles. Before that, I'd just asked her to keep the hard, physical work to the weekends. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, and for the last six months, my mom has been feeding my Huskies human food behind my back. It's not only table scraps, it's ridiculous amounts of food. I've asked her to stop but she doesn't respect me, and I know she only does it to get on my nerves. FML
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RaggleFrock 13
steal the dogs food!
Lauren10102 3
"No children, don't feed the dog dog food, he needs to eat his people food right now"
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Comments (170)
zaku2capt 1
this is almost exactly like an episode of its me or tte dog episode i saw
zaku2capt 1
this is almost exactly like an episode of its me or tte dog episode i saw
zaku2capt 1
this is almost exactly like an episode of its me or tte dog episode i saw
whatdouwant1237 0
wow that must suck
rainbo955 0
that sucks. eat some of the food your mom cooks foe the dog? or start cooking your own meals and don't share.
porterc16 0
maybe the dog is good in bed
rainbo955 0
wtf?? smh
porterc16 0
haha sorry I'm just really bored& wanted to see the replies to that haha :)
SexKitten18 0
you should have just stopped at "Today, my mom cooked her dog. FML" :P
Jordano4444 7
Sounds like the tables are turned! Dog gets people food and people get dog food!
bluefairy_fml 24
At least the dog can't cook for itself. Since you're on this site, I assume you're a teenager, which means you CAN cook for yourself, or at least help your mom. So stop complaining and don't expect your mother to do everything for you, because you are not a dog.
shelby_sevenfold 0
Make your own food, or steal the dog's. Only advice I have.