Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML
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Today, my mother brought home dinner for four people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML
Today, as I fed my dog his dinner of chicken offal, a drumstick, a wing, a mackerel, and a raw egg, my dad bitched and moaned that I waste money feeding him meat instead of just buying the cheapest kibble at the store. FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned cauliflower, which I didn't like. Not wanting to dissapoint my girlfriend's mom, I slipped the cauliflower of my plate and gave it to their dog. It turns out cauliflower gives their dog explosive diarrhea. FML
Today, I had expired soda and stale chips for my dinner. Why? Because my mother spent all our grocery money on organic food for her chihuahua. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, when I got home from work exhausted and literally ready to fall over, my mom had me carry several heavy bags of dog food for her. Yesterday, it was coals; before that it was horse feed and gas bottles. Before that, I'd just asked her to keep the hard, physical work to the weekends. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, and for the last six months, my mom has been feeding my Huskies human food behind my back. It's not only table scraps, it's ridiculous amounts of food. I've asked her to stop but she doesn't respect me, and I know she only does it to get on my nerves. FML
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RaggleFrock 13
steal the dogs food!
Lauren10102 3
"No children, don't feed the dog dog food, he needs to eat his people food right now"
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Comments (170)
orangejuice12 0
dogs have a hard life you know?
standardtrip 2
I can relate. I feed my dogs (two Chihuahuas who went on a hunger strike :/) a lot of chicken- the kind you get fully cooked from the grocery store- and cheesey sausages. Sometimes fried or scrambed eggs. Then I go off and eat alphagettis, rice or some other basic meal! Though I choose that. So get off your computer, move your ass, and make your own meal, or help out. Mommy won't feed you forever. Probably why she puts some effort into the dog's dinner.
ih82bl8 2
make Ur own food
SadinSherman 16
Is your mom Peg Bundy?
iGreen 0
No, it's Bonnie.
Deathmatch56 0
no it's Ted
mematteden 2
haha she doesnt love u
kpadgett045 0
its called the barf diet fir dogs and you would be surprised how healthy and how many people actually feed their dog like that
kpadgett045 0
win for number 27..lmao i do too..
Eiregal 7
i was half asleep reading this and thought it was an fml about mum cooking her dog!
KaylieBieber13 0
technicaly she is feeding family good food! dogs are part of the family too ya know!!!!
lauderdale80_fml 0
Thats because ... SHE DOSNT LOVE YOU !!! HAHAHA