Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother brought home dinner for four people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML
Today, as I fed my dog his dinner of chicken offal, a drumstick, a wing, a mackerel, and a raw egg, my dad bitched and moaned that I waste money feeding him meat instead of just buying the cheapest kibble at the store. FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned cauliflower, which I didn't like. Not wanting to dissapoint my girlfriend's mom, I slipped the cauliflower of my plate and gave it to their dog. It turns out cauliflower gives their dog explosive diarrhea. FML
Today, I had expired soda and stale chips for my dinner. Why? Because my mother spent all our grocery money on organic food for her chihuahua. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, when I got home from work exhausted and literally ready to fall over, my mom had me carry several heavy bags of dog food for her. Yesterday, it was coals; before that it was horse feed and gas bottles. Before that, I'd just asked her to keep the hard, physical work to the weekends. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, and for the last six months, my mom has been feeding my Huskies human food behind my back. It's not only table scraps, it's ridiculous amounts of food. I've asked her to stop but she doesn't respect me, and I know she only does it to get on my nerves. FML
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RaggleFrock 13
steal the dogs food!
Lauren10102 3
"No children, don't feed the dog dog food, he needs to eat his people food right now"
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Comments (170)
EZ2XLR8 7
Than learn how to cook if you're so disappointed! I cooked for myself growing up because both my parents worked and couldn't make dinner... I started when I was in late elementary age. It's not that hard. There are people out there that don't get a meal at all. Be grateful for what you have!! So I don't know why you're complaining. My 8 year old can make an easy meal for himself.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Maybe their mom is the type that yells at them for cooking things. I know mine was. -_-
EZ2XLR8 7
yeah, but it doesn't hurt to learn. My mom was the same way until she went back to work. I'm still not allowed too cook when I go to visit, I have too cook before I go to visit. However... she can always talk to her about it, or offer to help cook dinner and give suggestions as to what OP wants for dinner. If nothing is mentioned, nothing good happens.
dayrin7 4
lmfaoo!
ThorneCrossed 9
just another day in the life of Aaron's Lucky Dog..or is it?
Rikkai 0
Trust me, I know the feeling. The dogs are the royalty in this house, while we are mere pesants.
EZ2XLR8 7
actually in history, dogs are royalty, so I'm not entirely surprised.
Alii4 2
get a dog ! treat it better than u treat herr ! problem solvedd !
BrittRoxx101 7
and thats why people starve and dog food isnt bought anymore
rainbo955 0
since when is dog food not bought anymore? Lol
TalkinSmack 6
u could always get off ur ass and cook yourself a meal
stoptrying 9
They could be busy working. Not everyone has time to cook for themselves, kid.
TalkinSmack 6
I work long hours at a great job and I still cook... why would u assume I'm a kid?
SLC_grumpypants 5
Psychological examination is in order
polishboy168 0
my mom does the same, she cheats and puts microwavable dinners on the skillet. while she makes this whole gourmet dinner for the dog
zaku2capt 1
this is almost exactly like an episode of its me or tte dog episode i saw