Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML
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Today, my mother brought home dinner for four people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML
Today, as I fed my dog his dinner of chicken offal, a drumstick, a wing, a mackerel, and a raw egg, my dad bitched and moaned that I waste money feeding him meat instead of just buying the cheapest kibble at the store. FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned cauliflower, which I didn't like. Not wanting to dissapoint my girlfriend's mom, I slipped the cauliflower of my plate and gave it to their dog. It turns out cauliflower gives their dog explosive diarrhea. FML
Today, I had expired soda and stale chips for my dinner. Why? Because my mother spent all our grocery money on organic food for her chihuahua. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, when I got home from work exhausted and literally ready to fall over, my mom had me carry several heavy bags of dog food for her. Yesterday, it was coals; before that it was horse feed and gas bottles. Before that, I'd just asked her to keep the hard, physical work to the weekends. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, and for the last six months, my mom has been feeding my Huskies human food behind my back. It's not only table scraps, it's ridiculous amounts of food. I've asked her to stop but she doesn't respect me, and I know she only does it to get on my nerves. FML
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RaggleFrock 13
steal the dogs food!
Lauren10102 3
"No children, don't feed the dog dog food, he needs to eat his people food right now"
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Comments (170)
NoobHat 6
Does the dog slide food under the table for the rest of the family?
daisyloo 7
Yes, he/she does. Maybe OP can learn to cook and don't give any to your mom. Payback haha. Anyways FYL!:(
igotswagger313 0
haha nice lady u got ther
smurfsarwales 9
u know unicorns don't actually exist? jus sayin :p
saga_darlin 0
^^^troll!!!
Salvikidd 6
where did u get unicorns from?
LordGoober 13
Look at 14's pic.
sourgirl101 29
That's one lucky dog! Maybe if your mom feels more appreciated she might start to make a better effort. If not, learn to cook for yourself. It's actually fun seasoning foods to your own taste.(:
smarter_than_you 0
exactly!!!
NYBellz 0
ouch!!!! sry sweety but good you know now
1958x 6
I wish I could have meals like your dog does regularly.
ayooBrandon 12
at least someone in the family is eating well tonight
androidlover2 0
so sad of ur dog...lol
some1azn 0
For a second I thought it said "Today, my mom cooked her dog with some....."
flagg1888 3
so many asian jokes at your comment!! trying to hold them back!!
Zestyschmidty 4
Wow, the Asian would think she said her mom cooked the dog. people don't do that outside of Asia, come on dude
darkness4dummies 0
make your own food
bankrupt 15
Another assfuck woman who treats the ******* dog better than the humans because she needs a baby substitute.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Or maybe the dog just shows more appreciation for her efforts than the rest of the family.