Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother brought home dinner for four people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML
Today, as I fed my dog his dinner of chicken offal, a drumstick, a wing, a mackerel, and a raw egg, my dad bitched and moaned that I waste money feeding him meat instead of just buying the cheapest kibble at the store. FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned cauliflower, which I didn't like. Not wanting to dissapoint my girlfriend's mom, I slipped the cauliflower of my plate and gave it to their dog. It turns out cauliflower gives their dog explosive diarrhea. FML
Today, I had expired soda and stale chips for my dinner. Why? Because my mother spent all our grocery money on organic food for her chihuahua. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, when I got home from work exhausted and literally ready to fall over, my mom had me carry several heavy bags of dog food for her. Yesterday, it was coals; before that it was horse feed and gas bottles. Before that, I'd just asked her to keep the hard, physical work to the weekends. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, and for the last six months, my mom has been feeding my Huskies human food behind my back. It's not only table scraps, it's ridiculous amounts of food. I've asked her to stop but she doesn't respect me, and I know she only does it to get on my nerves. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
RaggleFrock 13
steal the dogs food!
Lauren10102 3
"No children, don't feed the dog dog food, he needs to eat his people food right now"
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (170)
Lulblast 4
Lol than wtf does she cook 4 u??? 0.0
writergirl23 19
you try cooking then!! some lazy people!!!
babygurl91695 2
child neglect?
7g23 0
This would be funnier if there was a comma after dog.
fadingaway 17
Dogs aren't supposed to eat potatoes and peas.
ohlalala_fml 0
cook ur own food. the dog cant do that but u can. so do it!
capothegee 0
wow my mom to.
jintin 0
bcoz dogs are more faithful then you
DMAN_fml 0
Do something about it
kimmy143 0
then just eat the dogs food and stop complaining. lmao