Today, my sister and her common-law-husband intensified their hints that their family is growing (a teenage son, a pre-teen daughter, and a new baby coming in the way), and it's getting rather crowded. In short, they want me out of the house. They may have also forgotten the mere fact that it is my house. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I came home to find my husband allowed several of his family members to move in without even asking me. His parents are in the spare room, his brother and wife are in my den and they expect me to make my daughter share her bed with two older cousins. I’m ready to take the kids and leave. FML
Today, my parents are calling me a spoilt brat and threatening to disown me if I don't let my sister, her six kids, and freshly out of jail boyfriend move into the house I spent 10 years working my ass off to buy without having a mortgage. Sis said I can sleep on the lounge as long as I pay rent. FML
Today, my sister is upset that I won’t upturn my entire life by letting her kids stay at my house 4-5 days a week. She decided to move in with her boyfriend after one month, before even introducing him to her kids. Now he’s decided he doesn’t like the kids, so she wants me to keep them. FML
Today, me, my sister, and my boyfriend all live together. It’s time to renew the lease. They used this as an opportunity to let me know that they’ve fallen in love and I will not be on the new lease. Our parents died in a car accident last year and I have no other family who will take me in. My sister knows this. FML
Today, my family was discussing the new rules of the house we are moving into. They told my sister she couldn't have any boys in her room. They didn't tell me I couldn't have any girls in my room. Even my parents think I can't get a girlfriend. FML
Today, after I just bought a house that is pretty good and suits all our needs for space, my in-laws moved in because they ran into financial troubles. Guess who is stuck with all the extra expenditures? FML
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity." I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML
Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Start eviction proceedings immediately. They can take up to 60 days, depending where you live.
FluffythePink 23
That's impressive entitlement. I agree with just handing them an eviction notice but if that's going to cause your entire family to blow up with a mushroom cloud, then the sentence you want is: "This is MY fcuking house, if you don't like it YOU can shut up and fcuk off. Keep in mind that I can legally make you fcuk off at any point that I want and that includes you attempting to use family to bully me. Choose VERY wisely here." And then react accordingly to their tantrum about you refusing to literally just give them your damn house.
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Start eviction proceedings immediately. They can take up to 60 days, depending where you live.
Hangryko 32
Seconded.
FluffythePink 23
That's impressive entitlement. I agree with just handing them an eviction notice but if that's going to cause your entire family to blow up with a mushroom cloud, then the sentence you want is: "This is MY fcuking house, if you don't like it YOU can shut up and fcuk off. Keep in mind that I can legally make you fcuk off at any point that I want and that includes you attempting to use family to bully me. Choose VERY wisely here." And then react accordingly to their tantrum about you refusing to literally just give them your damn house.
DLBL 23
Your complaining relatives can take in the whole clan.
tiptoppc 21
What the **** is a fcuk and how the exact ****, fcuk off?
newbiemalestr8 27
tell them it’s time for them to start looking for something bigger for themselves
Pyrocrashe 12
Is her name Dana? ( Do it for Dan)