Today, my mom asked me to clean beneath my brother's bed for money. I found a rotten apple, a picture of my best friend, and a dead bird. I got $10. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML
Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, my mom's friend came over. She brought her son and claimed that we could have bonding time. I ended up chasing the five-year-old around the house for an hour. After they'd left, my mom saw that the little kid had broken a lamp and a clock. She then said I had to pay for it using my money. FML
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML
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Top comments
Future_Mrs_Voltz 0
why did you want more than $10? all you did was grab three things
nandonando 0
is your friend hot?
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Comments (101)
jonny2x4 0
This would be a real FML if you got only a nickel or a penny. This is more of a win, actually.
morphinex 0
ew. dead bird.
TheKingDon 2
Oh no! ONLY $10? What a spoiled brat!
viviville 0
shut up broomhead. a dead bird. really?
ohcanaduh 0
best friend? yeah right!
dorworters 9
this is a terrible fml I don't even see it..........does the op hare money or............?
rinzy 3
wow. fyl because u picked up 3 things? yeah, your life totally sucks *sarcasm*
lukascepanovic 0
dead bird??? that's gross! take your brother to the doctor and hire someone to sanitize his room
Matus 0
So? I clean up gross crap like that in my family's house all the time for no pay. Because if I don't clean up, no one would, and I can't stand to live with molding food, etc. =/ Be glad you got 10 bucks.
jmacirish 0
Today, I was paid $10 to clean under a bed. FML.
daneeyoll 0
can I has best friend?