Kids: Today, my mom asked me to clean beneath my brother's bed for...

By Brotherssuckkk - 18/01/2010 20:04 - France

Today, my mom asked me to clean beneath my brother's bed for money. I found a rotten apple, a picture of my best friend, and a dead bird. I got $10. FML

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Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

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By gonebabygone - 27/08/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML

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By Cougar - 24/07/2009 19:05 - United States

Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML

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By SonOfACatKiller - 19/09/2019 08:00 - United States - Juno

Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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By disgusted - 23/02/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 21:40 - Canada - Markham

Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML

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By Nickel - 01/06/2017 04:00

Today, my mom's friend came over. She brought her son and claimed that we could have bonding time. I ended up chasing the five-year-old around the house for an hour. After they'd left, my mom saw that the little kid had broken a lamp and a clock. She then said I had to pay for it using my money. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML

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Future_Mrs_Voltz 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:05

why did you want more than $10? all you did was grab three things

nandonando 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:04

is your friend hot?

Comments

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 3:45

This would be a real FML if you got only a nickel or a penny. This is more of a win, actually.

morphinex 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:09

ew. dead bird.

TheKingDon 2

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:44

Oh no! ONLY $10? What a spoiled brat!

viviville 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:24

shut up broomhead. a dead bird. really?

ohcanaduh 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:44

best friend? yeah right!

dorworters 9

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:53

this is a terrible fml I don't even see it..........does the op hare money or............?

rinzy 3

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:58

wow. fyl because u picked up 3 things? yeah, your life totally sucks *sarcasm*

lukascepanovic 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 5:21

dead bird??? that's gross! take your brother to the doctor and hire someone to sanitize his room

Matus 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 5:34

So? I clean up gross crap like that in my family's house all the time for no pay. Because if I don't clean up, no one would, and I can't stand to live with molding food, etc. =/ Be glad you got 10 bucks.