Today, my mom asked me to clean beneath my brother's bed for money. I found a rotten apple, a picture of my best friend, and a dead bird. I got $10. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML
Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, my mom's friend came over. She brought her son and claimed that we could have bonding time. I ended up chasing the five-year-old around the house for an hour. After they'd left, my mom saw that the little kid had broken a lamp and a clock. She then said I had to pay for it using my money. FML
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML
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Future_Mrs_Voltz 0
why did you want more than $10? all you did was grab three things
nandonando 0
is your friend hot?
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Comments (101)
yourefreakindumb 0
All you did was pick shit up, if you expect anything more than $10 you're a greedy bitch. You're lucky you got that much.
zelly05 0
lol you got a 10!! wow you're life is F!! haha isn't that a good thing?? I mean you have a meal, a picture of your bestfriend, and $10!! jeez..-.- you learn to be more grateful but eww.. tell your brother to clean!!
3rw0n 0
WTF how did a dead bird get underneath your bros bed
AxCxDxDx 0
Yeah right! You don't have friends!
BelaLugosisdead 0
A dead bird? That's.....special? O_o A Rotten apple, I can understand. A dead bird, not so much.
LemonStarship 5
wonder what he was doing to the picture...
quietlytearful 0
he was probably using the dead bird to....yuhknow....and he was doing it to the picture of your friend
Snowlight_fml 7
That. Is. Sick.
pariah13 0
maybe he found the dead bird on the side of the road and wanted to take it back home and dissect it later and then put it's head on a pole outside his house because he has become socially awkward and has no friends and your friend is next...
ScaryyMary 14
At least you didn't find your severed horse's head under there...
breyahna12397 0
Yikes. YHu should of asked how much first.