Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML
Today, after 25 years of marriage, my parents decided to get a very nasty and extremely expensive divorce. Using my college tuition to pay for it. FML
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML
Today, my wedding is scheduled for next week. Today is also the day my whole family had an epic falling out, resulting in my mother disowning my brother. Apart from having them taking turns sobbing at me through the phone, they're also not coming to the wedding. I paid the hotel rooms in advance. FML
Today, six weeks before my wedding, my mother decided to claim that she never agreed on paying for it and that she doesn't think she will. Now I have six weeks to scavenge enough cash for the wedding she planned in the first place. FML
Today, my parents announced they're getting a divorce. Now I don't know who's going to do my laundry. FML
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
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coopcas 0
...Why would you do that? They obviously only did it for the gifts.
wtrplochica 0
Wow. That was very stupid of you, no offense...
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Comments (117)
up4thebadguys 0
My god, the divorce rates for some countries are just ridiculously high....
primogen18 0
Wow, the people they actually allow to get married, lol.
Shortaay_xx 0
lmao, omgawsh, that was dumb (N)
Pinkyr 0
Make sure they pay for everything for your wedding.
AngelRaven89 0
Marriage doesn't mean shit anymore:P Nothing is sacred. It was nice of you to help pay for it but YDI for not knowing them better. I mean, two weeks..? really? You didn't see that one coming?
LifeSux19 0
People just don't need to get married these days. They wait until they get married to want to seperate from each other and get a divorce. Probably over something so stupid... And I feel bad because you were just being a good son/daugther to your mother and pay for their wedding, which you shouldn't have too...so I don't think it was really your fault..
Lou_Briccant 0
What happens in Vegas...
GodsNightmare21 0
Wow, your parents seem to ack like children.
fieryice 0
ohhh man thats cold sorry dude! next time she gets married move to another country :)
ddrluna 2
40 - I hope you're kidding. Seriously. And 45... Relax. I know what marriage is, I just went through one. I could use a bastion of synonyms to mean the same thing. Anyway, I'm on your side--why are you getting on my case? If I were you, I'd attack those who are saying that marriage is a waste of time, not someone who still believes wholeheartedly in the sanctity of such things.