Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML
Today, after 25 years of marriage, my parents decided to get a very nasty and extremely expensive divorce. Using my college tuition to pay for it. FML
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML
Today, my wedding is scheduled for next week. Today is also the day my whole family had an epic falling out, resulting in my mother disowning my brother. Apart from having them taking turns sobbing at me through the phone, they're also not coming to the wedding. I paid the hotel rooms in advance. FML
Today, six weeks before my wedding, my mother decided to claim that she never agreed on paying for it and that she doesn't think she will. Now I have six weeks to scavenge enough cash for the wedding she planned in the first place. FML
Today, my parents announced they're getting a divorce. Now I don't know who's going to do my laundry. FML
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
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Top comments
coopcas 0
...Why would you do that? They obviously only did it for the gifts.
wtrplochica 0
Wow. That was very stupid of you, no offense...
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Comments (117)
horribleville 0
Paying for anyone's wedding but your own and kids is stupid.
hustler123 0
sucks 4 u asshole 4 paying part of the amount 4 their wedding!
yeahitstella 0
That sucks... I'm sorry dude. And for the people saying that YDI for paying for it... well, it was his mom. It'd be a little rude to say no.
podrummer9209 0
That's why I NEVER, EVER foot the bill for anything. I'll offer to pay for food AFTER the bill has arrived once in a while, but eh. My family's a little psychotic.
blooxxkrazi 0
threaten to kill your mom if she doesn't pay you back :P
kknnhh11 0
you should make them pay you back for the portion you paid for. that's striaght up ridiculous. i'd be pissed.
UWBeautyQueen12 0
Why in the hell did they get married in the first place??
Hiya7 0
I acutally laughed at this onee
railfan_fml 0
ydi for not refusing to pay. fyl for having such pathetic parents.
ellawea 0
wow...