Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
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Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML
Today, after 25 years of marriage, my parents decided to get a very nasty and extremely expensive divorce. Using my college tuition to pay for it. FML
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML
Today, my wedding is scheduled for next week. Today is also the day my whole family had an epic falling out, resulting in my mother disowning my brother. Apart from having them taking turns sobbing at me through the phone, they're also not coming to the wedding. I paid the hotel rooms in advance. FML
Today, six weeks before my wedding, my mother decided to claim that she never agreed on paying for it and that she doesn't think she will. Now I have six weeks to scavenge enough cash for the wedding she planned in the first place. FML
Today, my parents announced they're getting a divorce. Now I don't know who's going to do my laundry. FML
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
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coopcas 0
...Why would you do that? They obviously only did it for the gifts.
wtrplochica 0
Wow. That was very stupid of you, no offense...
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Comments (117)
AnaMaree 0
Kill both of them and get their inheritance check. Technically, they'll be divorced. Marriage only lasts till death.
MeganBJ 0
ok maybe it has been asked before but I am not certain.. why the heck would you pay for your mother to get married..
ladycoyote 0
Two weeks? That's not a divorce, that's an annulment.
Eiotlrd 0
let me guess, your mom is christian, they didn't have sex until they married, and she sucks in bed (no pun intended) that's why you should never date a christian girl
PatRme 9
Wow. i see you put the pieces together perfectly....athiests...jeez
mylyfesux98 3
im dating a christian, and theyre perfectly fine. im pagan, so no prejudice here
amandax6 0
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
caretoshare 0
WTF.
SweetheartAngel 0
Paying for it? Are you freaking serious? Make them pay you back and return the gifts that they got from people. Then let your mom know that she better think before she pulls shit like that ever again. If she's going to act immature and idiotic enough to do that, you can treat her like a child.
yotia90 0
so ur a bastard no?
aldpeace 0
That's messed up. Dude you better get your money back. Oh and how long were they together before they decided to get married?
Luna_LoveIsGood 0
you should ask for your money back from them eventually