Embarrassing, Insects and Animals: Jumpy

Jumpy

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

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uneekfreak16 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:31

Are you the same guy with the FML who smashed his own nuts when he got scared and saw a spider on them?

hyper12332 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:31

haha you little pussy

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timeisindustry 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:28

wow, you're retarded.

hellokittywhore 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:25

butterflies are the root of all evil!!!! those sinister lil hevens!!!!! ;)))

danyfuckinheatle 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 2:46

that got their attention.

jazziness 12

Saturday 13 August 2011 18:45

I agree #170 I'm absolutely terrified of butterflies because they're crazy and ugly!!!!

QuirkyCorgiLove 8

Saturday 7 April 2012 14:41

Butterflies are ******* terrifying.

VenomSiphon 13

Friday 13 April 2012 5:45

You may all be glad to know that I now have a girlfriend. I bet when I propose, a butterfly will flutter onto the scene and destroy me.

hyper12332 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:31

haha you little pussy

Darraghscoot 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 2:36

who pays attention to stamps?

lolfood 24

Sunday 3 March 2013 18:02

What the ****? ^^^

uneekfreak16 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:31

Are you the same guy with the FML who smashed his own nuts when he got scared and saw a spider on them?

iampunk 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 4:17

LMFAO!

wtfisfmy 0

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HAHA WOW!!! LMAO

Guatican 6

Friday 24 October 2014 4:52

What the actual ****?! XD

ApplaudtheActor 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:32

Macho. I'll bet you got lots of numbers after that, eh?

amateur_ninja 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:35

Did the scary butterfly take your balls?

kalixzo 11

Tuesday 11 May 2010 3:47

what if it was an evil butterfly with laser beams and sharp teeth?

eiji_chan 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:35

Next time pee in your pants when you see a lady bug. Girls love sensitive men. LOL #3 :D

wtrplochica 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:36

Don't worry. I'm afraid of them too... :)

pompompom_fml 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 22:58

here's a possible date :)

hayride1987 0

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no wonder your available...

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hmm. you're cool

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I'm guessing you had something in your stomach.

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