By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 565
You deserved it 63 592

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Are you the same guy with the FML who smashed his own nuts when he got scared and saw a spider on them?


hellokittywhore 0

butterflies are the root of all evil!!!! those sinister lil hevens!!!!! ;)))

jazziness 12

I agree #170 I'm absolutely terrified of butterflies because they're crazy and ugly!!!!

You may all be glad to know that I now have a girlfriend. I bet when I propose, a butterfly will flutter onto the scene and destroy me.

ApplaudtheActor 0

Macho. I'll bet you got lots of numbers after that, eh?

Did the scary butterfly take your balls?

what if it was an evil butterfly with laser beams and sharp teeth?

eiji_chan 0

Next time pee in your pants when you see a lady bug. Girls love sensitive men. LOL #3 :D

withfire 0

I'm guessing you had something in your stomach.