Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
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Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML
Today, after 25 years of marriage, my parents decided to get a very nasty and extremely expensive divorce. Using my college tuition to pay for it. FML
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML
Today, my wedding is scheduled for next week. Today is also the day my whole family had an epic falling out, resulting in my mother disowning my brother. Apart from having them taking turns sobbing at me through the phone, they're also not coming to the wedding. I paid the hotel rooms in advance. FML
Today, six weeks before my wedding, my mother decided to claim that she never agreed on paying for it and that she doesn't think she will. Now I have six weeks to scavenge enough cash for the wedding she planned in the first place. FML
Today, my parents announced they're getting a divorce. Now I don't know who's going to do my laundry. FML
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
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Top comments
coopcas 0
...Why would you do that? They obviously only did it for the gifts.
wtrplochica 0
Wow. That was very stupid of you, no offense...
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Comments (117)
waywick 0
did you get one quarter of the pussy too?
juliaispink 1
At least they didnt make ymyou pay for the divorce attorney
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Just like Kim Kardashian.
jasminehahm 2
wow they broke up faster than kim kardashian did. nice.
1030295 6
Definitely sounds like Kim Kardashian
Supernovas_Child 13
May your hard times last only as long as their marriage did.
Ugi 27
I think it's lovely that you helped your family to get married. I'm just sorry that they appear to have screwed you!
doglover100 29
Why did you pay for it?
bosniangirl27 21
Never pay for anyone elses wedding. Only for your own
fantasyworld 39
They beat Kim Kardashian's record.