Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Chemistry
Today, I wore a new perfume to a first date in park. Halfway through, he kept sniffing the air and asked, “Do you smell onions?” Turns out the perfume reacted badly with my skin chemistry, making me smell like a taco stand. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Love is in the air
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Tasty snack
Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Extreme reaction
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Top comments
Enslaved 38
Eau de toilette?
skeeter551 10
like most guys, he has probably used a public restroom at some point.
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Comments (69)
JayeBird007 16
At least he told you. It would have been more embarrassing to keep wearing it and have everyone think it.
Pervers_fml 5
blame the dog or cat and buy a new one xD
AcieMcG 21
60% of the time Sex panther works all the time.
GeneralDerp 5
Better him than someone else.
lenehey 7
To be fair, some of those urinal cakes smell pretty fantastic!
qnmt 9
In my opinion that was a good thing. Would you like to be strolling around smelling like a urinal cake?
KittyHawkMarch 29
What does a urinal cake even smell like?
grashopper8 7
If it has "honey" listed as a note, that's the culprit. I'm a fragrance aficionado and you aren't the first to suffer this criticism! Lol find a new fragrance. Luckyscent is a kickass place to look.
keely617 16
that is so awesome of him to support you in new perfumes.
pinkstardust 9
How does he know what a urinal cake smells like?