Anonymous
Baraboo, United States
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Anonymous
United States
Chemistry
Today, I wore a new perfume to a first date in park. Halfway through, he kept sniffing the air and asked, “Do you smell onions?” Turns out the perfume reacted badly with my skin chemistry, making me smell like a taco stand. FML
so_this_is_me
Brampton, Canada
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Rydia
Love is in the air
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
fml
Perry, United States
Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML
DSM
United States
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Anonymous
Chesterfield, United States
Tasty snack
Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML
badboyfriend101
United States
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
KCS
Australia
Extreme reaction
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Top comments
Enslaved 38
Eau de toilette?
skeeter551 10
like most guys, he has probably used a public restroom at some point.
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Comments (69)
annarcheer 19
atleast he's honest with u though
indigohippopo 20
You deserve the awesome fiance you have. At least he is letting you know the truth when most people would lie to you.
worldclassrager 41
Is that a good thing?
Machinist 6
First step is identifying the problem, next step is washing it off
immaunicorn003 6
are you the one that's car also smells like urinal cake?
chidexy 21
How come she knows how urinal cake smells
GirasolNegro 22
Perfumes never smell the same on every one, it has to do with how your body chemicals react with the perfume's aroma and chemicals.
demonfacee 14
Yeah. You might want to get a new perfume.
teapotrevolt 27
That's a pretty distinct smell..: how much time have you spent smelling urinal cakes....?
JuggaloSimms1441 16
That's true love! He told you the truth! You would be even more mad if someone else said it bc he didn't speak up first or bc he lied to not hurt your feelings and said it smelt amazing lol!