Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Chemistry
Today, I wore a new perfume to a first date in park. Halfway through, he kept sniffing the air and asked, “Do you smell onions?” Turns out the perfume reacted badly with my skin chemistry, making me smell like a taco stand. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Love is in the air
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Tasty snack
Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Extreme reaction
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Top comments
Enslaved 38
Eau de toilette?
skeeter551 10
like most guys, he has probably used a public restroom at some point.
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DenverTyrrell 13
If it did then at least he was Honest and hopefully he said it in a good way, you know not to use it again I guess.
v8nick97 11
Probably better he said something than dealing with suddenly having to pee when you're around him...
sexual_girl 15
At least he told you, and the impression I got was that he wasn't a jerk about it. Better than walking around and having a bunch of other people thinking the same thing!
mimi809o 21
At least he told you straight up so you wouldn't be walking around smelling like that
horneyhic 15
How is this any different then being told u have a hole in u pants buy your fiancée seems pretty easy to fix
aliciavanham 13
If he's being honest to you, hell yeaaah best fiance eveeeeeer
False_Stupidity 42
You found yourself a real keeper there OP, honest and cares about how you smell.
Tsukiyomi 16
Honesty is the best policy, OP
senbonzakuraa 12
well you can always change your parfume or your fiance if you wan
Pauline96_fml 20
Always check with your spouse about how perfume makes you smell, if they don't like it more than likely no one else will either