Sex, Lonely, Insects, Jealousy and Frustration: Rubbing it in

Rubbing it in

By GET A ROOM - 26/09/2022 04:30

Today, I heard the very loud buzzing of a fly nearby, and I felt a tingly sensation on my arm. I thought there was a fly on my arm; I was half-right. There were, in fact, two flies having sex on my arm. That's something I will never unsee. FML

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Nikki 16

Monday 26 September 2022 11:42

How old are you that you’ve never seen that before?

Elizabeth Schlichte 3

Monday 26 September 2022 15:04

Why is this a big deal?

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Nikki 16

Monday 26 September 2022 11:42

How old are you that you’ve never seen that before?

Elizabeth Schlichte 3

Monday 26 September 2022 15:04

Why is this a big deal?

WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23

Tuesday 27 September 2022 14:45

Nature is beautiful!

Rake 12

Thursday 29 September 2022 6:39

two flies mating is spicy? This is weirder than this post..

JasonThorn 19

Friday 30 September 2022 11:32

Swat them both, then whisper, "...Le petit mort..."

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