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By Hey_Buddy_ - United States - Jensen Beach
  Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML
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My bf isn't the most publicly affectionate guy (and I'm not the most publicly affectionate girl either, so it works out) so we saw each other with friends for a few hours before retreating back to spend time with just each other. I found this to be really funny, I just wanted to share it and didn't really have anyone to talk to about it and stuck it on here, never expecting it to be published. It's not like he hadn't said anything along those lines, just as far as saying "I missed you" my boobs and vagina got those first lol Nope, my boyfriend is wonderful and makes me laugh like crazy, and I'm even sitting in his apartment visiting him for a few days right now, laughing at all the comments on this post.
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By  ThatOneChick856  |  36

Were you waiting for him in just your bra and underwear or something?

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  sturschaedel  |  27

#45, exactly! I think it's cute and it's something I could imagine my hubby doing if we were apart for a while.

Of course that's only if both know that he genuinely loves her and isn't just visiting for the sex.

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  DoomSkuller  |  28

#45 agreed. I feel like it would be a little insulting/disrespectful if he said it to her face first then to her breasts/vagina. Kind of like saying Hi/I missed you to someone then walking away to spend time with someone else

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By  ThatOneChick856  |  36

Were you waiting for him in just your bra and underwear or something?

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  ThatOneChick856  |  36

Well I can understand that, but it doesn't make sense that if she was set up for immediate passion when he got home that she'd be upset about it if he responded right away.

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  ThatOneChick856  |  36

She posted it on FML. That kinda implies that she is to some degree.

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By  Niicky_fml  |  20

I think talking to him about how that was extremely inconsiderate might be a good idea. Missing sex with your partner is one thing but putting their actual body before the person is incredibly rude and I'd imagine a little disheartening.

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  AninOnin  |  24

That may not ALWAYS be the case 33 (though in this situation, I think you're right). If someone doesn't say anything, it doesn't necessarily mean they're giving the okay. They could just be nervous. When in doubt, always always ALWAYS ask! A "Yes, please rip my clothes off" is way sexier than a quiet person doing the dead-body position.

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  KK3137  |  31

I'm pretty sure that if he loved the sex more than OP, he wouldn't be in a long-distance relationship. That's a lot of effort for sex that could be found in his own city..

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  Hey_Buddy_  |  9

It was a joke, he treats me wonderfully and it wasn't something I was really upset about, just that I found funny and i figured other people could get a kick out of too lol

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