By Hey_Buddy_ - 11/06/2015 03:38 - United States - Jensen Beach

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML
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My bf isn't the most publicly affectionate guy (and I'm not the most publicly affectionate girl either, so it works out) so we saw each other with friends for a few hours before retreating back to spend time with just each other. I found this to be really funny, I just wanted to share it and didn't really have anyone to talk to about it and stuck it on here, never expecting it to be published. It's not like he hadn't said anything along those lines, just as far as saying "I missed you" my boobs and ****** got those first lol Nope, my boyfriend is wonderful and makes me laugh like crazy, and I'm even sitting in his apartment visiting him for a few days right now, laughing at all the comments on this post.

Top comments

How did you not stop him taking off your pants and undies before it got to that?!

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You can't be that upset, because you let him take off your bra and panties. Sounds like you had a good time!

clumsyninja13 21

When you have sex say I didn't miss you! To his dick

Well in a weird romantic way he's sort of worshipping your body. Sure it might seem like all he wants is your body, but long distance can take a toll on the people in the relationship. I think it's kind of sweet

Did your Va Jay Jay reply to his right hand? Don't be hating.