This man must have skillz.

Get a sense of humour, OP, before he realises that he could find someone who appreciates a little fun.

I'm sorry Op but that was funny! unexpected but funny

My bf isn't the most publicly affectionate guy (and I'm not the most publicly affectionate girl either, so it works out) so we saw each other with friends for a few hours before retreating back to spend time with just each other. I found this to be really funny, I just wanted to share it and didn't really have anyone to talk to about it and stuck it on here, never expecting it to be published. It's not like he hadn't said anything along those lines, just as far as saying "I missed you" my boobs and ****** got those first lol Nope, my boyfriend is wonderful and makes me laugh like crazy, and I'm even sitting in his apartment visiting him for a few days right now, laughing at all the comments on this post.

At least you know you got it going on!! My boyfriend would never do that!! I want someone to like my body that much!

I would've laughed

idk about "hey buddy", I like to refer to it as "love hole""

Now that's what you call a dude!!

Lol???????

Im pretty sure he was just joking