By Hey_Buddy_ - 11/06/2015 03:38 - United States - Jensen Beach

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML
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Hey_Buddy_ 9

My bf isn't the most publicly affectionate guy (and I'm not the most publicly affectionate girl either, so it works out) so we saw each other with friends for a few hours before retreating back to spend time with just each other. I found this to be really funny, I just wanted to share it and didn't really have anyone to talk to about it and stuck it on here, never expecting it to be published. It's not like he hadn't said anything along those lines, just as far as saying "I missed you" my boobs and ****** got those first lol Nope, my boyfriend is wonderful and makes me laugh like crazy, and I'm even sitting in his apartment visiting him for a few days right now, laughing at all the comments on this post.

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Top comments

fifi125 21

How did you not stop him taking off your pants and undies before it got to that?!

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Comments

AyeJay101 25

I've done this a few times, but was being playful. I see nothing wrong with this.

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Rosebudx 32

My long-distance boyfriend has been known to say hello to my boobs before my face. He always does it for laughs, though. Hopefully that's what your man was going for.

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lulinator 40

This is hilarious. I'd laugh so hard. My boyfriend was gone for a month for work, called me and told me, "I miss your mouth, baby. Well, I miss you too, but I really miss your mouth." Gotta have a sense of humour in relationships.

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laden_swallow09 34

"Today, I learned that my long-distance boyfriend really appreciates my feminine features AND has a sense of humor. FML."

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janfleury 19

That is way to funny. He is great. A man who can make you laugh is worth a millions.

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