By Hey_Buddy_ - 11/06/2015 03:38 - United States - Jensen Beach

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML
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Hey_Buddy_ 9

My bf isn't the most publicly affectionate guy (and I'm not the most publicly affectionate girl either, so it works out) so we saw each other with friends for a few hours before retreating back to spend time with just each other. I found this to be really funny, I just wanted to share it and didn't really have anyone to talk to about it and stuck it on here, never expecting it to be published. It's not like he hadn't said anything along those lines, just as far as saying "I missed you" my boobs and ****** got those first lol Nope, my boyfriend is wonderful and makes me laugh like crazy, and I'm even sitting in his apartment visiting him for a few days right now, laughing at all the comments on this post.

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Top comments

fifi125 21

How did you not stop him taking off your pants and undies before it got to that?!

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Comments

Thoricsteam20 24

That sounds so awkward on so many levels.

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kaitlynlanee_ 10

I'm actually disappointed in myself for laughing. I guess your boyfriend is a keeper. Humor comes a long way

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sayhisoph 26

.. I love it! If he can miss your body so much, isn't that just a sign that he doesn't get sex from somewhere else? Or what? ?

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c_wyld 21

Your boyfriend sounds like a savage.

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whiteman23 6

that's ducking hilarious, this shouldn't be a fml and you shouldn't be such a bitch

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Tsukiyomi 16

Punch him in the dick and say "sorry, didn't see you there"

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Domonator 16

...and hopefully, you responded to his love wiener, "Hi, Tiny!"

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bobsanction 18

So.... you just stood there the whole time? No wonder he's only interested in your fun bits because you clearly have no personality.

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Hey_Buddy_ 9

FML has too many space restrictions for me to type out a pre-porno of what was happening. Plus it's funnier this way.

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StarkWolf_fml 23

umm no one's bothered by the fact he called boobs “guys" & her ****** “buddy"?

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