By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

How did she manage that!? How can you essentially be stabbed in your sleep and not defend yourself before she makes a complete piercing? However, nose piercings are hot.

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SimpleSimon 0

Sorry, I just laughed my ass off! I'm guessing the OP did wake up, but having already been stabbed probably couldn't do much about it?

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CFR 0

Did she do a good job? I recommend cotton balls with warm salt water for about a month and a half. And a visit to a piercing parlor to tell them your story. How did you not notice that though?

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unejeunefille_fml 0

she probably woke up with tons of pain in her nostril as her sister was piercing it. geez.

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fawfulster 11

I hope something like this comes out: "Today, my pissed off sister told my mother I pierced her nose when she was asleep and now I have nothing to entertain myself because I'm grounded for 6 months straight. Also, my sister thought it'd be funny to write sexual messages to my whole adressbook on my cellphone. FML"

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hothotheat_ 13

This should say "Today, my pissed off sister threw me down a 30 ft. well, I'm now trapped down here with a dolphin who tries to anal rape me while I'm asleep. FML"

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PubliliusSyracus 0

Or how about both of you make one saying 'Today, I tried to do a reverse-FML in response to a posted one, I failed miserably FML.' It pisses me off no end when people try to do them. (Yes I know how hypocritical this post is but I'm doing it to prove my point, despite how much it makes me hate myself)

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Brittani090270 1

Atleast it was free... I paid 40 dollars to have mine done.

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bubblybrooke 12

Today, my daughter decided to pierce my other daughters nose. after taking her to get her nose fixed, I realized what a failure I am as a parent for raising my child to think that was ok. FML

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Jordie210 0

Stop. You aren't funny.

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tashi_fml 0

how can you get your frigging nose pierced whilst you are sleeping??? wouldnt you feel something like that? were you stoned???

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XxKate1294xX 0

She probably woke up the second the needle was stabbed into her nose. ._. By then..its a bit late.

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iFruit 0

Good point, rayrayy. I take my comment back!

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