Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML
Today, I found out my kids only remember my birthday because it's the password on the iPad. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
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Top comments
phantom956 2
just go to contacts, edit, click on the pic n change it
nerdsgetmehot 23
Heh heh. You've got to admit it's a pretty good prank... :P
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Comments (103)
aardvarkish 17
Use Condoms!
JokeMeister 0
Whip the shit out of them. They will come up with the answers, believe me.
Taylorfacepwns 0
i smell child services.
l3allin_all_day 0
ur a noob
keithand 0
read the manual for the phone. stupid!
Jahoolia 2
so... you cant change pictures for your contacts but you can however either get an flm app or access it via the web and post comments on it from your phone? I call fake.
281go 4
haha I'm pretty sure your kids are older then 10 years old. cus I can't imagine a little kid doing that on purpose.
rb257 0
if you're sad enough not to know how to change them then you deserve it
ninjasaurous 0
Hey scumbag 78- they aren't tattoos it's makeup, cuz tokio has some serious skill. So she ain't an idiot (grammar nazis- yes i realize ain't isn't a word. I'm from west virginia. nuff said.)
CiNnImAtIcKsUnSe 0
Wouldn't they have gotten the pictures from your phone.....? umm.. lol
steveo1992 0
Woot for technology and parents who dont know how to work them!!