Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML
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Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML
Today, I found out my kids only remember my birthday because it's the password on the iPad. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
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Top comments
phantom956 2
just go to contacts, edit, click on the pic n change it
nerdsgetmehot 23
Heh heh. You've got to admit it's a pretty good prank... :P
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Comments (103)
Eyeliner_fml 0
wow how old are you because everyone knows how to change that btw you should ground ur kids
mmaverick 0
take control of your kids and be a netter parent
phantom956 2
#33 I'm gonna assume that's a compliment lol
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Gramma, nooo!
skyeyez9 25
Ground them, confiscate their cell phones if they have them, no tv, internet for the kids till they decide to show you how to fix your phone. TAKE CHARGE!
HunterOrHunted 0
if u can't change contact pics on a phone, you fail so much it isn't even funny
Xeno213 0
you're an idiot if you don't know how to work your own phone! ydi
lyla_xox 0
How old are your kids?
mullene 0
OP: YDI- You don't know how to change a contact picture on your phone, yet you know how to post something to FML, from a cell phone no less??
kxdottt 0
54 - You can post an FML from a different source other than a cell phone. COMPUTER..
Osafune 19
It says "sent from mobile version."
Ucla_cupcake 0
Yea... the iPhone app for the FML only gives username, gender and possibly location :/
mullene 0
thank you #96! :)
kxdottt 0
Just because she doesn't know how to work her phone does not mean that she is an idiot. You're kind of an idiot for calling her that and assuming that she is one. The phone could be new, ID pics for contacts was probably something she's never messed w. As a mother I'm sure she has bigger concerns than pictures on her cell phone. Think. Thank you.