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21- Actually, that's the type of friend who would do something illegal and try to pressure you into doing it too. When you refuse, they do it anyway. Later when the cops show up they bail leaving you to take the fall and still not not bail you out of jail.

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67- You really think a loyal friend would tell you while your having radioactive material jammed in your arm that at least if you die you will glow in the dark at your funeral? If he was the guy who would be in jail with you then he would be sitting right next to you saying shoot me up too, you die I die we are in this together, man. I would appreciate that over at least you will glow in the dark at your funeral.

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Wow. Wow. Wow. This is considered an fml and you are all backing op???? Why is it an fml? Be realistic people. Op can't take a joke. It's an fml for op's friend cos her friend can't take a joke. Shame on all of you.

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74- I would give my life for my best friend and I would say something like this. He'd more than likely laugh. If not he would at least expect something like that from me.

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Sometimes, laughter really is the best medicine. I wonder if OP's friend was trying to cheer him up? Or he was nervous and didn't know what to say. Probably a combination of the two. My close friends joke about my illness with me sometimes...it helps, on those days you either laugh or you cry. I'll choose laughter practically every time...

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I understand what OP's friend was trying to do, but if you're going to make a joke like that wait until after the thing that could potentially kill him/her has finished being inserted into his/her body. Take him/her out to lunch that way the atmosphere would be lighter and the joke will be more easily perceived verses in the doctors office where the mood is somber and the wound is still fresh. Obviously OP didn't take the attempt of a joke well otherwise it wouldn't be an FML.

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95- you take jokes way too seriously, If the OP had a friend who told them that then I would think they didn't take offense but instead laughed, and posting it here is being sarcastic

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plus I would love a friend who would try to make me laugh, when I have to go though something like that

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Wait, number 3 get some intelligence? When your the one who can't recognize a joke cause you take everything so literally? Okay there, get real moron

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I may have posted this on the old board, chow if necessary. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell every

"On the bright side, if I die, I'll be free from your inane prattle until you join me in hell."

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