Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML
Today, I got new AirPods. As I was sitting on the toilet, they fell out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet while it was flushing. FML
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd 7
See? This is why you never "try to be cool." It never works; never. iPods aren't for kicking, you fool. YDI.
emo_scare_me 0
HAH, Sucks for you. YDI though, for trying to 'look cool'
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Comments (169)
Rico5037 0
are you sure you didn't download the hacky sack app?
slynoble32 11
lmao
akiranozaki 0
Nice job, Adam.
chowyuk 0
ydi for trying the the hacki sack ap
broken_princess 0
11 just said that, you failure OP: I clicked YDI as soon as I saw "Trying to be cool". Nice fail there, buddy.
waterynuggets 0
Hey is this your sister from NY http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/4929895 ;-)
waterynuggets 0
LOL I got modded for linking to another FML. Nothing I did was violating any rules, I was making a joke about the OP being related to the person in the other FML for "trying to be cool" and looking like a tool. Lulz IRL @ this website, but nvm we all know feedback from the viewers is vewwy vewwy bad. Bawww!
Person1233 13
Holy shit you are a major douchebag.
waterynuggets 0
Yeah, I understand how having a functioning brain makes me a douche on this site. No problem. Meanwhile a thread bursting with calling women "baby killing ******" goes untapped. I also never got modded for linking to another FML before. Lulz indeed.
cherylface 13
I saw it before it was gone. I thought it was a pretty apt comparison.
grrrarrrg2 2
Haha It all depends on who's moderating the site when you comment. I had one comment delete for calling someone a moron and another one went untouched for calling someone a ******* dumbass. lol
waterynuggets 0
Ya prolly haha. Plz, they're just jealous they are not as cool as burrito girl, I tells ya.
save_me_08 0
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cherylface 13
Man, maybe you should care more for your expensive things. And I've yet to see an FML where someone says "trying to be cool" and doesn't deserve it.
iFellytone 0
This is one FML that REALLY deserves a YDI
patticake1601 0
you totally deserved this one. trying to be cool....why do you care what people are around you think about you? get a life
TheOtherNewest1 6
You deserve it for trying to look cool and for being dumb enough to kick your iPod.
idiotkid 0
Aw, man, that ******* sucks. YDI, obviously, but still. That ******* sucks.
perdix 31
If you find it, it will be Zune-colored.