Today, my husband won't talk to me because he got mad when I asked him what he thought about 'that lame performance last night'. He doesn't believe that I really was talking about football. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, my husband was sick so we ordered out and watched a baseball game. He dozed while I did chores and listened. Near the end of the game, I sat down with my phone to look at pics of the protests. He told me to put my phone down. He was furious. I "don't respect him" and I "make him feel small in our marriage." FML
Today, my husband is pissed off, withholding affection, and not speaking to me. Why? I don't want to have sex with random men while he watches. FML
Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML
Today, my husband threw a tantrum and, in a blind rage, admitted to having an affair with his co-worker. All because the Cowboys are not making it to the SuperBowl. FML
Today, my plan to punish my husband by leaving him for a week completely failed. When I got home from the hotel, he had his buddies over happily watching football, but his face fell when I walked in, like I’d ruined his day by coming home. I don’t think my marriage can be saved at this point. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
Today, I asked my husband to talk and he got the most tired and “Here we go again” look and then asked what he’d done wrong this time. Apparently, I get mad at him so often that now every time we talk, he immediately assumes he did something wrong. I think I’m a horrible wife. FML
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Top comments
Cinn_fml 23
If he really believes you're not talking about the football, then either you should reassure him that he does know what he's doing, or take the opportunity to teach him to be better.
rottentomatoes 7
ehm..
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Comments (118)
Waffle817 0
you hurt his feelings and self esteem
Ancarnia 0
Idea: come hom and make sure your husband sees phallic objects arranged in a row, lotion, and ****. You won't be lonely for long. Or he'll just leave. Either way, you ******.
wafflemaster 1
someones not a football fan
perdix 31
Go 'Skins! Your husband with choose to hold it like Alex Barron, or drop you like Tashard Choice.
zemo999 0
the Lions VS Bears game huh??
ChesterJester11 0
lions should've won
highsheep 0
hotty.
I_have_no_clue 0
You must be a Bills fan.
libertarian 0
she's from Texas I'd assume cowboys fan
I_have_no_clue 0
You can't assume she's a Cowboys fan because she's from Texas. You aren't tied to a specific team just because you live in that state. Besides, it was a joke.
sweetTnt_fml 0
Ha! u SCUPID!!
imright24 0
What did you think he would assume you were referring to if you don't say? That's exactly what I thought when I read it. YDI.
SupermanXL 3
i had same thought
libertarian 0
the cowboys started to look energized last minute and that touchdown with 00 left was amazing but that guy definitely held. it was a good call by the referees
bumbleB_tuna 0
*****