By Inkabadger - 20/11/2009 18:41 - Canada
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Face it, it's over. You don't have a husband, you have a roommate. You need to go find some hot cock elsewhere, because your husband has forfeited his claim to your vajayjay. Your moment of truth will come when you walk in on him jerking of to porn and point at the horse cock on the screen and say, "My boyfriend's dick is even bigger."
He thinks porn is better than you... Time to step up your game. Throw in a strap-on, some Furbies, and maybe even a spaghetti strainer.
Honestly I would say it's both a ydi and fyl! Next time get up with him and show him that you can do it better than any porn he can watch, or do what I do, watch what the girls on the movie are doing, and do that! He'll love it! Then since you did something different make him fix breakfast!!