Today, since we hadn't been romantic for a long time, I shaved, took a bath, cut my hair and snuggled up to my husband in bed. He got up, went to the computer, masturbated to porn, came back to bed and asked me what was for breakfast. FML
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coldplaylive2003
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Bananaaa_fml
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EXACTLY !! ydi for not turning him on enough! he must be so used to having a pull off porn that he's completly forgotten that you might have sex with him in a million years!!
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okieraider71
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OP--Talk to your husband & tell him you want to try and put some spark back in your marriage. If he still loves you, he will listen.
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annanutbread
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Wow... You are an ass.
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Paksenarrion
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Hell no it isn't her fault. Men and women can get addicted to porn so badly that they literally can't get off with a real person no matter what they do. This is why porn is so frowned upon by so many people. It damages lives and relationships.
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Starfire22
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Ouch, that sucks! Umm hate to say it but he might not be that into you anymore...
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allmidnighteyes
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He thinks porn is better than you... Time to step up your game.
Throw in a strap-on, some Furbies, and maybe even a spaghetti strainer.
Throw in a strap-on, some Furbies, and maybe even a spaghetti strainer.
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Drakon_fml
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Reminds me of an old adage:
"How can you tell between a woman who's erotic and a woman who's kinky?"
"An erotic woman will use a feather. The kinky one uses the whole chicken."
"How can you tell between a woman who's erotic and a woman who's kinky?"
"An erotic woman will use a feather. The kinky one uses the whole chicken."
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ZleveL
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10 wise man, wise man
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bruins1116
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ok obviously ur discusting cause if shaving and bathing is a rare romantic moment then u have problems
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coletrain11
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Love the Brand New picture.
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MilkyFilmz
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Ok obviously you're an idiot.
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MilkyFilmz
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I meant number 85
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Scynistr
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At number 85.
Disgusting. It's a word that is used fairly often. Learn to spell it properly.
Disgusting. It's a word that is used fairly often. Learn to spell it properly.
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Rize_fml
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Wtf?!?
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RJB
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probaly had a bad day
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omgawshglee
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how could he have had a bad day? they just woke up cause he asked what was for breakfast :P
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mastershane
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damn that's hilarious and sucks and the same time!
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lone_wanderer
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I love everyone on FML :) *kisses*
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Bananaaa_fml
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aww love you tooo
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music_baby224
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impossible.
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omghehehe
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Kiss back :*
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LikeOhMahGoose
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Seems fake to me. YDI for having poor punctuation and spelling.
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crazyarsedfly
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Awh that sucks =(
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Betsyyy13
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What a jerk! :(
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BatmanPN
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No he's a jerker
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dacho
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Should've brought him a sammich.
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cherrin
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Honestly I would say it's both a ydi and fyl! Next time get up with him and show him that you can do it better than any porn he can watch, or do what I do, watch what the girls on the movie are doing, and do that! He'll love it! Then since you did something different make him fix breakfast!!
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lmngrl889
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that is so stupid! this sandwich stuff. really degrading and annoying. STFU!!!!
Throw in a strap-on, some Furbies, and maybe even a spaghetti strainer.
You need to go find some hot cock elsewhere, because your husband has forfeited his claim to your vajayjay. Your moment of truth will come when you walk in on him jerking of to porn and point at the horse cock on the screen and say, "My boyfriend's dick is even bigger."