FML : Today, before a big client pitch I went into their office bathroom to quickly slick down my hair. It had two identical automatic faucets, one for water...

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Today, before a big client pitch I went into their office bathroom to quickly slick down my hair. It had two identical automatic faucets, one for water and one for hand soap. Now my hair is full of soap, and smells like industrial strength lavender. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By soapypete - / Friday 22 October 2010 13:26 / United States

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By KylieBunny | 0

#1586995 - Friday 22 October 2010 19:25

You can't tell the difference between soap and water??

By auntbitsy | 0

#1587199 - Friday 22 October 2010 20:20

even if you couldn't tell the two faucets apart, you didn't notice what was in your hand? really? fail.

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By Tht_one_crazyj | 0

#1586899 - Friday 22 October 2010 19:07

sucks

tencentsakiss | 19

#1586956 - Friday 22 October 2010 19:16

Or moderated?

tencentsakiss | 19

#1587004 - Friday 22 October 2010 19:25

Or now it doesn't say first anymore? Ok nevermind.

MarkSeattle | 0

#1587359 - Friday 22 October 2010 21:25

lol. who the heck slicks their hair down in the last 15 years? then I saw you were from New Jersey...

austinkiser | 3

#1587435 - Friday 22 October 2010 21:46

I don't get this is op dumb isn't soap thicker than water? so this fml is fake

T_Shadows | 0

#1587915 - Saturday 23 October 2010 0:53

nice dp #40 XD m/

alsnyder12 | 0

#1588256 - Saturday 23 October 2010 3:18

my favorite kind of lavender

thatonek1d | 0

#1588484 - Saturday 23 October 2010 4:41

how the hell do you not realize it's lavendar scented soap BEFORE you put it in your hair?!?!?!!?!??!?

thecrazyasian | 3

#1588973 - Saturday 23 October 2010 8:17

only fags slick nowadays ydi

stephanie0613 | 0

#1589104 - Saturday 23 October 2010 9:19

O was thinking the exact same the 65, you Op fail! Can you not tell the difference in the texture of water and soap?

DeesFMLs | 0

#1589743 - Saturday 23 October 2010 15:52

wouldn't you realise that it soap before you put it in your hair?? Dumbarse.

ZTB13 | 4

#1602972 - Monday 25 October 2010 21:53

Can't you just rinse it out?

guskta | 17

#6009872 - Wednesday 16 July 2014 18:11

calm down; he's from new jersey

By biass | 0

#1586901 - Friday 22 October 2010 19:08

Lavender smells good... I don't see the problem.

sweetcheeksjvl | 0

#1587427 - Friday 22 October 2010 21:43

Good thing ur a dude you can fix your hair easy.Ehh who cares you smell like lavender it's not the end of the world.

luchie_fml | 0

#1589616 - Saturday 23 October 2010 14:58

omg he's hot lol

AnimeGirl1 | 10

#5654796 - Monday 2 September 2013 10:36

Lavender is actually a great way to calm yourself down. So its not a bad thing, right?

By spaceshan69 | 0

#1586903 - Friday 22 October 2010 19:09

that's what you get for not paying attention Dipshit. slicking your hair with water? who does that anymore? you think you're Henry Winkler?

ostate100 | 0

#1587652 - Friday 22 October 2010 23:32

he did it with grease u artard

By sweet_candy_ | 17

#1586940 - Friday 22 October 2010 19:14

Well at least you smell good.

By TheMan65 | 0

#1586951 - Friday 22 October 2010 19:15

At least you know you're clean!

tencentsakiss | 19

#1586965 - Friday 22 October 2010 19:17

Not particularly clean. He has a lot of soap scum in his hair.

By eddieyes | 0

#1586958 - Friday 22 October 2010 19:16

I'm so tired of these boyfriends cheating with best friends scandals. cheap girls and manwhores

tencentsakiss | 19

#1587015 - Friday 22 October 2010 19:27

Wrong FML..

tencentsakiss | 19

#1587103 - Friday 22 October 2010 19:44

Uggg comments are being weird. This was not the comment I said "wrong FML" to.

jinxthejinx | 0

#1587744 - Saturday 23 October 2010 0:08

Wrong FML.

mrKronZombie | 1

#3035358 - Thursday 4 August 2011 7:11

what the fuck you talking bout that doesn't even pertain to this fml

By farkie3 | 8

#1586960 - Friday 22 October 2010 19:16

mmm... soap.
Shampoo not good enough for ya, OP?

By mintcar | 9

#1586962 - Friday 22 October 2010 19:17

Oh, this isn't so bad.

Wirebiter | 0

#1587437 - Friday 22 October 2010 21:47

This isn't even a big deal, really.

DaleksAreEpic | 0

#1588846 - Saturday 23 October 2010 7:10

That's just what I thought.

By perdix | 29

#1586983 - Friday 22 October 2010 19:22

You'll do fine on the Jersey Shore this weekend, Guido.

I'm sure Snooki will love your sob story.

Sexywifey91 | 0

#1586993 - Friday 22 October 2010 19:24

dj pauly! yumm:)

FYLDeep | 25

#1586997 - Friday 22 October 2010 19:25

It's a Jersey thing.

d_dubz86 | 1

#1587383 - Friday 22 October 2010 21:31

I agree with #12!!!

By KylieBunny | 0

#1586995 - Friday 22 October 2010 19:25

You can't tell the difference between soap and water??

Igor_g5 | 0

#1588112 - Saturday 23 October 2010 2:11

13. Exactly what I was gonna say. When you put it in your hands before you put it on your hair you don't notice that it's soap?

sccrismyantidrg | 4

#1588214 - Saturday 23 October 2010 2:57

Maybe it was the really cheap watery soap? I still doubt that someone couldn't tell the difference.

bkstyles | 0

#1609834 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:17

lmao exactly.

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