Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
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Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbour's six hamsters. My cat got in the room and opened the cage. I came home to no hamsters in sight and a very satisfied looking cat. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
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Top comments
lscottygl 5
he didn't notice the hamster in there when he put the food in?
Demon_of_Light 27
I'm not sure how you could not notice a frantic furry animal in your microwave.
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Comments (182)
copenhagencb82 19
how could you put something in the microwave and not see the animal?
justingug76 14
I guess the internet interactive thing from joecartoon was correct about what would happen to a hamster in the microwave sadly.
Bunnyluver 20
OMG! How did that happen?
FryingPanHero 11
My condolences to your daughter's hamster, but something tells me your husband is a fan of Maniac Mansion.
danman27 15
Ok, did you look in the microwave before putting food in it?
blucorsa 15
Oh. My. God. That's the most gruesome thing I've ever read on this site or anywhere else. I'm so sorry for you!
vikky538 29
Exactly how big is this microwave?
fabulousfiasco 12
Why would someone put something in there, close the door, and turn it on with an animal in there? I may have to call BS on this one.
never_three 21
In all honesty, OP never said that the hamster was INSIDE the part of the microwave where you put food. It could have been behind it chewing on the power cord or it could have gotten into the back panel with the rest of the wiring.
siomha 4
What the actual ****?