Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
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Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbour's six hamsters. My cat got in the room and opened the cage. I came home to no hamsters in sight and a very satisfied looking cat. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
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lscottygl 5
he didn't notice the hamster in there when he put the food in?
Demon_of_Light 27
I'm not sure how you could not notice a frantic furry animal in your microwave.
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Comments (182)
Tulleymore 2
Seems rather lame. I doubt this happened. How could one not notice a hamster in the microwave?
00whyalwaysme00 4
*hamster version of FML* 'Today, I got baked. In a microwave. FML'
thespoiler502 5
How he **** does a hamster get in a microwave without it being put in there? Not possible.
I_Need_To_Vent 8
I wonder how it got into the microwave in the first place! Poor Hamster...
Nitelifer 3
How could a hamster open a microwave? I find this hard to believe.
Janna1134 1
Oh no...
Rababco 29
That poor hamster!
BeachGirl27 23
#171 I guess the difference is that we believe they die without undue stress or pain rather than terrifyingly and painfully in a microwave.
BeachGirl27 23
#171 I guess the difference is that we believe they die without undue stress or pain rather than terrifyingly and painfully in a microwave.
BeachGirl27 23
Never was a follow-up more necessary! I've lost count of how many people have asked how the hamster got into the microwave (or if it managed to explode without getting inside the appliance).