Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
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Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbour's six hamsters. My cat got in the room and opened the cage. I came home to no hamsters in sight and a very satisfied looking cat. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
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lscottygl 5
he didn't notice the hamster in there when he put the food in?
Demon_of_Light 27
I'm not sure how you could not notice a frantic furry animal in your microwave.
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Comments (182)
lccc_ 18
Unless the hamster was hidden In the food, or he put the plate in without looking (if the microwave was on a lower level) he did it on purpose. There is no way he did not see a hamster in there.
jazminer 2
How did no one notice the hamster in the microwave?... That's my question.
socksxox 19
Anyone else remember joecartoon after reading this?
suznmar 16
How did the hamster get into the microwave? How did your husband not see it? Where could it possibly hide?
rhiley 26
I CALL BULLSHIT
AshBashMash0423 6
Omg! ?That's so messed up. Holy crap
rykee 4
Umm? If he was using a microwave wouldn't you open the microwave and than use it? Who just turns it on?
Kidd_Ant 18
*opens microwave* *scarred for life*
cheshireau 26
How is this a good thing to post? ****, poor hamster :(
CliffyB03 28
Well, now I know what happens to hamsters in the microwave. A question I never wanted answered, but now have the answer to.