Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
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Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbour's six hamsters. My cat got in the room and opened the cage. I came home to no hamsters in sight and a very satisfied looking cat. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
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lscottygl 5
he didn't notice the hamster in there when he put the food in?
Demon_of_Light 27
I'm not sure how you could not notice a frantic furry animal in your microwave.
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Comments (182)
sophiilou 19
Wow... That made me gasp & cover my mouth..
Twisted_Angel 17
That poor hamster!! Your poor daughter... I don't know how it got in there, but maybe you should check before starting it next time.
Tay33733 12
oh...??
fonkimonki 7
This is a disgusting story of negligence that involves severe animal cruelty. The hamster will have died in agony. FYL
alishalee1996 12
This FML makes me cringe and feel sick all at once..
embarass 14
What was he trying to heat up? And was that thing holding the hamster?
Witchylady 18
That's awful. How the hell did it get in the microwave. Who put it there. That would have been painful. Just awful
ChanniLeigh 6
seriously good news....you're a douche! animal abuse is disgusting, accident or not....this post is pathetic!
SomeRandomUser 19
Why don't people check the microwave before turning it on? It's a surprisingly dangerous piece of household equipment.
carlettemck16 4
That is absolutely disgusting