Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbour's six hamsters. My cat got in the room and opened the cage. I came home to no hamsters in sight and a very satisfied looking cat. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
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Top comments
lscottygl 5
he didn't notice the hamster in there when he put the food in?
Demon_of_Light 27
I'm not sure how you could not notice a frantic furry animal in your microwave.
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Comments (182)
Mandybruin 15
AH! I'm eating! I sooo did not need that image. Thank you for that. Thank you.
KxHoneyCombxP 24
WWWWHHHHAAATTTT. THE. FUUCK!!?
StickyPickles 33
Anybody else think of the movie urban legend? Classic, yet tragic
kre8iv 13
.....oh my god
Timber147 9
That's horrible! How could you not notice that an animal is in your microwave? I can't believe first of all that was done and second that you were stupid enough to post it! Grow-up!
fmyinternet 13
My soul also went POP when I read this. I cry every time
jvanevery 19
I understand how you could miss the hamster if the microwave was at counter level I can't see the back of my microwave normally but my real question is why was it on the counter how did it get into the microwave how old is the daughter did she put the hamster in a microwave to warm it up or something
kishmobile444 16
hoooowwwwww!? poor lil hamster. I'm prego, this made me bawl my eyes out.
Tigris30740 2
I don't believe this happened (at least not on purpose) and **** YOU for putting that image in my head. I have no idea how I'm going to go to work at the veterinary clinic after reading that. uck
rad2007 8
How did it taste?