Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbour's six hamsters. My cat got in the room and opened the cage. I came home to no hamsters in sight and a very satisfied looking cat. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
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Top comments
lscottygl 5
he didn't notice the hamster in there when he put the food in?
Demon_of_Light 27
I'm not sure how you could not notice a frantic furry animal in your microwave.
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Comments (182)
Aang558811 9
why was a hamster in the microwave?
TheLadyOpal 30
"Good" news? Honestly I think I'd prefer never finding the hamster over doing this :(
ManicGypsy 22
This is one where I really hope the OP follows up and tells us the whole story.
kafka13 9
please don't get another pet, clearly your family is not really good in taking care of them, poor animal
youdontsay123456 21
Pop goes the hamster!
jbtheone_fml 5
Sounds like your husband is a dick for cooking the hamster.
theonecasey 27
Gross
Colerich 15
Aw that's awesome, where was the hampster? ?
andresmad33 4
holy shit im actually ******* disgusted
mhersh_59 8
So much for POP goes the weasel