Today, my husband was chased out of a bar after he was seen slipping something into a woman's drink. I was the woman, the 'something' was aspirin, and that's the last time we ever try to role-play. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML
Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, my husband came home with tears in his eyes. I ran and asked him why he was crying. He said he wasn't, but he finally admitting to talking to a woman in a bar who, when she noticed his wedding ring, sprayed him with mace. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML
Today, I went out for drinks for the first since I stopped breastfeeding. I underestimated how low my tolerance had become and how strong the drinks were. My husband was stopped by two bouncers while trying to carry me to the car. They thought he'd drugged me. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Beyond stupid. Honestly with all the women who get drugged and sexually assaulted, if I were a bar tender I'd throw him out. And there is no way I would believe he was "role playing".
Melix 31
Well, they were at least being cautious. What would of happened if this was real and not Role Playing?
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Comments (154)
Cristian89 29
That was just a case of bad luck...keep trying and live it up :)
pedinhuh 23
As a legitimate victim of this old trick, I would have done exactly the same thing the bartender did. Damn, I lost 50 bucks, my shoes and somehow, managed to wake up in my grandma's house...and discovered that I puked everywhere... Your husband is a freaking stupid, OP.
mordecai1337 9
Don't let something like that stop you from role play, totally nothing wrong with it.
Xalandra 17
Ah rape culture, when it's a-okay to kick the women out who believe they've been drugged and when it's alright to role play a date rape, mocking the seriousness of the issue. Seriously, what the **** is wrong with you? If date rape is your and your husbands idea of something sexy and desirable, than there's something extremely wrong with both of you. 1 out of every 4 women will be a victim of rape or attempted rape during their lifetime. I bet those 1 in 4 would not appreciate you trivializing their traumatic experiences by acting like date rape is a fun, sexually exciting thing to try. It's not fun or exciting. It's hurtful, shameful (in this society anyway), and it's traumatic. You may not remember what happened, but you KNOW what happened to you. Then you have to worry about potential STDs or getting pregnant all because some jerk off had to show he had power over you. How dare you act like something so disgusting, something that's probably happened to someone you know, is a healthy, fun sexual fantasy?! I'm glad you two got caught and thrown out! It serves you right!
expectcriticism 13
What the **** kind of roleplaying is that? Youre both retarded.
langoustine_fml 10
It's obviously a non-consent fantasy...not sure why this seems uncommon.
wowthatissad 9
I don't blame them. Nobody would feel bad for your husband. At least people are paying attention, this shit happens too much
jw90 18
I honestly don't blame the bartender. In today's society you never know what's going to happen. I think he did the best thing in that situation.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Rule #1; Don't role-play in public. YDI
djinnyf 12
Yeahhh that was weird role play to begin with....
VfortheShadow 8
You're husband was lucky that *all* he got was thrown out. Had I been the bar tender, I would have found a way to make sure the police got a hold of him. There are some things you don't take chances one. Next time you want the date rape fantasy, keep it at home.